Graham Fenwick

Hold the AI until we can fix basic stupidity.

[Clean Up Britain @cleanupbritain]

Virtually all the exits to Britain's motorway service stations look this. What's wrong with us in this country? No other west European countries are as run-down, filthy and littered as Britain... we need to turn the tide of decline. Pride and respect should never go out of fashion.

[Jessica M @Jesii_ca_M]

Describe this in one word.

[Graham Fenwick @GrahamFenwick59]

@Jesii_ca_M Lethal

[Kevin Jordan @kevin_jordan__]

I wish I didn't have ADHD.

I'm tired of ghosting friends I love.

I'm tired of starting projects I'll never finish.

I'm tired of apologising for things I can't control.

Anyone calling this a superpower has never had to live inside it.

[☠️ Matt 👾 @Mattisamazing33]

Excellent

[Graham Fenwick @GrahamFenwick59]

@lady_valor_07 18

[Graham Fenwick @GrahamFenwick59]

@ronsterd89 Yup; I do.

[Graham Fenwick @GrahamFenwick59]

@MbarkCherguia Payday!

[Graham Fenwick @GrahamFenwick59]

Me!!

[James 𝕏ond @james_xond]

Who really passed their driving test on the very first attempt??

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

The European strategy for dealing with Trump is now basically the same as dealing with a drunken gobshite at the pub.

Don't bother arguing. Just pick up your pint, move to another table and get on with your evening, comfortable in the knowledge he'll either piss himself and pass out or get barred.

[❤️kayjay💥 @kazzaloveslife]

Both!

[James May @MrJamesMay]

@FrankBr05713205 It’s a ‘tape measure’ - sort of like a rule, but it coils up on itself for easy pocket storage.