Graham G Porter

Enthusiastic dabbler in unimportant things. Father & now grandfather. Author of Conqueror's City: Histories of Asfáleia Book One. Available now on Amazon.

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Gripping epic fantasy from Graham G Porter.

"A romping, rich world with plenty of vivid world building and strong characters"

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Someone really kind here on X (Twitter) ran a promo for me on HotUKDeals.

I checked it out and it was doing really well. Excited and overwhelmed, I commented on the promo.

They told me that counts as self promotion and took down the promo.

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@katheroony Pretty much, yes 🤷‍♂️ if you feel like it’s not challenging enough, get a golden retriever too, then no matter how many times you vacuum, there’s still. hair. everywhere. 😡😂

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@AlexLucoMusic Yes! With thanks to @Dewiwrites ☺️

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@staceyknapp @BadMedicalTakes Perhaps we should exchange vaccines, solve both our problems 😂

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@churchill_alex @Tesco @restorationcake @carolynaday @HistoryandMoore I suspect that someone in the graphic design department didn’t believe they’d ever actually get this past QC, and now that it has they’re clearing out their desk 🤷‍♂️

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@s8n

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@ronanbeckman Me outside your door rn 😂😂😂

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@madisontayt_ Ah good 😌

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@The_Happy_Blue Arion can’t come to the phone because he’s busy organising a slave revolt 🤷‍♂️

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@historyinmemes Pedantic, I know, but all of the gold in the world is effectively the same age, formed in supernovae eons ago. Presumably this is supposed to be the oldest artefact made from gold 🤷‍♂️

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@ExcludedMugwump @BaelorBreakwind @Peston They kind of are in modern day to day use but technically they’re different things. A lot of it is angels on the head of a pin stuff though, imo 🤷‍♂️

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@Layla_2468 @supertanskiii Apologies, I thought you were making the opposite point 🤷‍♂️

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@madisontayt_ Do you use google photos? I spent ages clearing out mail to no avail before I realised that 98% of the space was actually being used by photos 🤷‍♂️

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@sheila2me @CatraHolly @fifiisnotamused @ask_aubry Oh, that’s different then. Mortgage Protection here is essentially a form of life insurance where the payout goes to clear the mortgage. The bank isn’t involved, except insofar as they require evidence that you have the insurance before they’ll release the funds.

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@MeNigeStew @NathanJonesBook for some reason I thought you might appreciate this quote ☺️

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@steinkobbe @RealTimeWWII No one, anywhere, ever has to “give hitler a break”