USMNT has so much motion the prime minister of Canada skipped his own country’s match so he could get jacked off under a table by Katy Perry while the USA steamrolled Paraguay.
Checkmate, world.
Hilarous moment at today's presser with #Sabres captain Rasmus Dahlin.
@MatthewFairburn asks Dahlin about having lived with Zach Benson/seeing him become household name.
Dahlin: it's been fun following his journey. "He did alot of weird stuff in his 1st year."
What weird stuff?
"Shouldn't have said that." 😂
@WGRZ
“Hey Pizza Boy, it’s because 40% of the building drove over the Peace Bridge to get there.”
“Now let’s take a ride down I-84 to Bristol… Zero mention of hockey all year long. Then the second the playoffs hit, they roll out a bunch of part-time, semi-retired studio analysts like it’s a charity alumni game.”
This call just kept getting better and better 😂😂🔥🔥
#LetsGoBuffalo
“The people here just love cheering and booing and chugging beers, and we love them for it.”
🫡
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