Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/

I just want to make the world a better place. I use Twitter briefly every few months before I remember why I keep deleting Twitter. Like damn y’all, chill.

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

@ImMeme0 In the full video she immediately corrects herself but why do I even bother, none of you care about facts anymore. Half of you are bots too.

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

I’m calling it. AGI is no more than two years away.

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

@elonmusk Bro endorses Biden's opponent and then is shocked when Biden doesn't give him special treatment.

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

@ericweinstein Remind me again, how many American soldiers are currently fighting in Ukraine? Who is we? Or have you finally started identifying with your Russian friends?

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

@Sassafrass_84 @Timcast https://t.co/D0N6a2XBXU

Fake you say? Pretty real for the 34 people convicted lmao

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

@NWSAnchorage Is this likely to effect flights to and from Anchorage in the next few days?

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

@alaska_avo Is this likely to affect flights to and from Anchorage in the next few days?

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

Just realized that League of Legends will probably be remembered for hundreds of years longer than almost every living person and now I’m sad

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

There’s nothing stopping you from pronouncing it Joogle.

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

From now on every charging cable needs a distinct RGB value. I’m tired of digging through my drawer of white cables to find the specific white cable that I need, only to untangle the wrong white cable and have to start all over again.

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

Does anyone actually know which one is the mortar and which one is the pestle

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

Bruh is there a single person on earth who is getting the RDA of 4700mg of potassium? That’s like TEN bananas per DAY.

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

The Engineer’s Curse: Realizing that way more things bend than you’re comfortable with. The floor you’re standing on? Bending with every step you take. That bridge you just drove over? Might as well be spaghetti. Don’t even get me started on how bendy your bones are

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

@Eyeshoe2 @LiteralCartoon @cat_elg @Srirachachau And yet catboys exist. Explain that

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@SpeedyDoggo @BadMedicalTakes This isn’t true though, people on traditional diets tend to have wider jaws and better teeth, check out this video that explains it: https://t.co/LeLa80ue99

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

@PDG887 @TheOmniLiberal

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

@VaushV Proof Vaushites are all closeted bootlickers

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

He’s becoming self aware

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I can’t say for sure that Starship will reach escape velocity, but my hubris certainly has

[Graham Sold \(⌐■_■)/ @GrahamMSell]

@0xmaddie_ If you were hooked up to an FMRI, it could predict certain thoughts of yours a few seconds before you thought them. How is that free will?