Graham The Kitten

Tickle my belly and feed me Sheba

[Graham The Kitten @GrahamShizza]

I'm a sleepy cat today

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@PrinceEssex meow

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I get paid for this now in Sheba - http://t.co/wjSEfgo4ge

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Another week of me being an absolute hero - http://t.co/2f6zC3nMe4

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Did another column didn't i? Coz I'm about that 'about that life' life - http://t.co/W8d8myfGen

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Week 1 of me being an absolute legend - http://t.co/w2KkkZfRfB

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Just helping stu with his work

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Oi, submit your troubles here and il sort them out with sarcastic comments - http://t.co/zFjRXAyXMW meow

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Sarah, Gary is smitten with me so get your paws off

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I know my announcement is late but shut up. I'm gonna start my agony uncle column soon

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Meow an dat

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To all the new followers, you are following a kitten. I'm proud of you

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Garfield is a pussy

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I wanna be a rock star

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@stansaysdis come at me bro

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Doctor told me to eat loads, wasn't gonna say no to that was I

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I'm getting fat

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I poo'd everywhere last night coz I felt like it

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SHEBA

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Meow meow