Graham Stoney

Comedy Therapist. Turning sadness into joy since 2021.

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I had a bad dream last night that there was a global IT outage caused by some security software, due to the lack of configuration management with automated updates to mission-critical systems.

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This October I will be taking the Ducktober cold water challenge to improve my own mental health whilst fundraising to help others improve theirs. All funds raised will go to Waves of Wellness (WOW) Foundation. To sponsor me: https://t.co/9Sj4g33EXc

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@tferriss … he say, ironically, on a social media platform.

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@B30Yass @MattWalshBlog That is frustrating, but if you right-click on the video and select "Copy video address", you can share a link to it in a new tweet.

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I really enjoyed @MattWalshBlog's documentary What Is A Woman, which is available for free for 24 hours on Twitter at: https://t.co/J2WGwGTZ15

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It’s the movie they really don’t want you to see: #WhatIsAWoman?

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Hey @hellodrjadey! I don't want to boast, but I got 5/5 on the Pop Music Hooks quiz! (Well actually, I do want to boast...) https://t.co/49X8ZdxvKj

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I’m looking forward to hearing from Commentator 1 in tonight’s show. #SBSEurovision

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@SBSEurovision Someone has a sense of humour.

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I’m voting for Commentator 1 #SBSEurovision

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Barry Humphries played his conservative 1950s housewife character Dame Edna Everage so accurately that this interview bears a stunning resemblance to my late mother. RIP to them both. https://t.co/gw8wYiltL5

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Very sad to hear of the death of Uncle Doug Mulray, who I grew up listening to on Triple M in the 1980's. Here's my favourite one of his classics: https://t.co/9SkzQ3x8e3

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Thank fuck for that. #MAFSAU

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I’ve worked out why Harrison pisses me off so much: He outsources his emotional regulation by dumping shit on other people when he’s having a feeling. He reminds me of my narcissistic late mother. #MAFSAU

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I’m looking forward to tonight‘s master class in gaslighting, manipulation and coercive control. #Harrison #MAFSAU

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Melinda undermines Bronte’s relationship because she doesn’t like Harrison, so Harrison undermines her relationship with Layton. I’m with Layton on this one: Melinda would be better off focusing on her relationship. #MAFSAU

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Jesse’s nudie run was definitely the highlight of tonight’s episode. #MAFSAU

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@flagdees That’s probably why she’s crying.

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@kt_calderwood @abcsydney @abcnews "There's a fucking mass going on!"

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I wonder who’s gonna end up on OnlyFans after this season of #MAFS?

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Jess has a level of social proof that the other girls don’t because she has/had a boyfriend. The fact that Felix had to fight for her made him more emotionally invested. I feel for Abigail, who was a better choice but didn’t have this advantage #TheBachelorsAU