The nicest people in the country live along I-35 and they get progressively less nice the further away you get
This is a theory I’ve developed in years of traveling that hasn’t failed me yet
The guy squirting water into Zach Ertz’s mouth is Joe O’Pella. He’s an athletic trainer that’s been with the team for over 15 years at this point.
NFL teams don’t really have water boys, athletic trainers are usually the ones responsible for having water on the practice field and during games, but this post is absolutely hilarious.
A guy who rehabbed my ACL tear in my second year, has a masters degree from Pitt, and has years of experience keeping Eagles players healthy and on the field being called a “Waterboy” is crazy, and I’m already giving him shit for it, but good lord this post is so wildly misleading.
Either way, thought I’d clear the air, that the people with Water Bottles during games actually serve much bigger roles on NFL Teams.
If Iowa St has a million line holders, I am one of them
If Iowa St has ten line holders, I am one of them
If Iowa St has only one line holder, that is me
If Iowa St has no line holders that means I am no longer on Earth
If the world is against Iowa St, then I am against the world
In 1991, 7-year-old Alex Golesh watched tanks roll through Red Square.
His family escaped to America with $400.
Now Alex is the head football coach at USF, even though he never played college ball.
🧵THREAD
COACHES POLL BALLOT
1. Iowa State
2. Mount Union
3. Molly McGrath
4. Georgia
5. Rocco (my QB)
6. Ohio State
7. Toledo
8. Rocco (my son)
9. Miami
10. Not Kansas State
11. Not Iowa
12. Grundy Center HS
13. Penn State
14. Penn Station
15. LSU