I wish I could feel the first love again. Not the heartbreak but loving someone with no hesitation, no fear of being hurt, just pure whole hearted love.
I don’t think my boss understands that you can’t approach me while I’m eating and tell me to do something.. I’ll scarf the rest of my food down in 15 seconds because I feel like if I don’t I’ll get bitched at.
Does anyone’s therapist explain why they do things or do they just all give you “coping strategies”? I want to know why I do shit so I can think about how to solve my issues. I don’t need breathing exercises to do every 30 minutes. Ya know?
“why are you supportive of the military but talk so much shit” here’s the thing. I’m supportive of the people in the military not the military itself and how it’s ran and you gotta know the difference.
I think the craziest thing is that we polluted the earth to the point that we can now capitalize on fucking WATER.. imagine if humans weren’t disgusting.
I move back in with my mom and my sister gets a puppy on the same day. She now have 3 kids and 3 dogs. How irritable do you think my mom is going to be for the next month?
There’s something so therapeutic about getting a Brazilian wax.. in those 15 minutes you spend spread eagle while someone stares at your coochie and asshole you simply do not give a fuck.
Mom “isn’t she just annoying as fuck”
Me “uh I’m not really sure. I wasn’t paying attention”
Mom “you had a full conversation with her??”
Me “yeah I just use stock responses so people think I’m listening to them”