Sir Crocodile

Weakness is a sin. And ignorance is the worst form of weakness.

One Piece RP/Parody - Writer is 18 - NSFW DNI - Written by Vinny

[Sir Crocodile @GranDesierto]

Temporary pin and all that.

[Retsu Unohana @4THDIVISONHEAL]

#AOIEVENT

[Retsu Unohana @4THDIVISONHEAL]

Sorry, will have to continue this conversation another time.

I have more important business to handle.

[Retsu Unohana @4THDIVISONHEAL]

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[Retsu Unohana @4THDIVISONHEAL]

As much as I’d like to believe that, the Gotei doesn’t have the time to make deals with mercenaries–

[D @D_avidSnakeNat]

What the fuck is that?

[D JOINS #PARODYTWT!]

(MUSE & MUN INFO 🧵)

[𝑨𝑫𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑨𝑺 @CircuitKai]

[ 𝑬𝑳𝑺𝑬𝑾𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 ]

[𝑨𝑫𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑨𝑺 @CircuitKai]

[ 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵 ]

[Sir Crocodile @GranDesierto]

I DON'T SEE YOUR DRIVE

[🍊Nami💸 @DorobuNeko]

BOOO THIS SUCKS

[Sir Crocodile @GranDesierto]

Hella big png update go check out my drive

[𝑮𝑶𝑫𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑨𝑺 (Takeover) @ReshaperofHell]

//Alright! Now that we have everyone here (along with some special guests), it's time to fulfill the traditional event-oriented tier list! Go wild!

https://t.co/IrhlkYWu6e

[Sir Crocodile @GranDesierto]

These are the people I try to hire.

These. People.

[ROSY RASCAL!!!!!! 🍭👻 @LOVESICK_RASCAL]

Sorry I can’t. The last time I tried to bake, i caused a fire..

I’m gonna cut a hole in it and fuck it

[Sir Crocodile @GranDesierto]

He didn't get the memo yet

[🍊Nami💸 @DorobuNeko]

I am talking. where's buggy? I know he's the third in the polycule

[Sir Crocodile @GranDesierto]

I know yo ass ain't talking white girl

[🍊Nami💸 @DorobuNeko]

Gayy

[Miss Information! @SYNTAXEDMISINFO]

I'm not dead yet.

[Sir Crocodile @GranDesierto]

Sighhh

[Sir Crocodile @GranDesierto]

A question I get asked all the time is "Crocodile, aren't you afraid of getting lung cancer with all the cigars you smoke?"

No. I'm made out of sand. Do the numbers.