Stonecipher Beadsman

My hobbies include driving over the proletariat in my Range Rover.

[Stonecipher Beadsman @GrandAmNearMe]

@heyriddleriddle this is where the magic (doesn't) happen #ChairToBeStupid

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When you talk to me remember to also address the entire digiorno pizza that lives inside me

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@GrandAmNearMe your great 👍

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@ArsenTufankjian I'd watch if u stream ur butt

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@ArsenTufankjian I literally don't care about that...

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@realDonaldTrump I was going to look for a new job after Christmas but thanks to your incompetence the economy is taking and I'm stuck in my dead end job for the foreseeable future.

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@SenatorCollins you suck I'll never vote for you again, hope defending a total piece of shit was worth loosing your job.

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I like it when I plug something in the outlet and it sparks a little.

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@realDonaldTrump You are an embarrassment to our country :(

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@ArsenTufankjian Why is ur sleeve so big?

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@mike_pence you're a waste of a human life :(

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@HorseHitz This one has a toaster in it... It's a toaster Rover

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@ArsenTufankjian Player Unknown Battleground or Pabst Blue Ribbon?

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@SenatorCollins just sold you out to Verizon and Comcast by voting to reconfirm Trump’s @FCC chair, Ajit Pai. #NetNeutrality

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@BunchOfSkeleton I dislike this post :(

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I know ill never need to tow that much but Damn do I want a land rover now. https://t.co/5OoRranzew

[Range Rover @RangeRover]

#LandRover #Discovery tows a 110 tonne, #Australian ‘road train’ in the ultimate towing test. Full film: https://t.co/D15g1FFdYH

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I'll never be good at email :(

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Sometimes its just nice to live in a fantasy land where corporate Twitter accounts always tell the truth.

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@ArsenTufankjian This reminds me I own a cactus I haven't thought about in weeks :/

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Why no Jewish Santa?? #everyhumanexistenceisimportant