Grand Hamster

Author, Marketeer, Fighter, Friend, Rider, Father

[Grand Hamster @GrandHamster]

@AJamesMcCarthy @grok is this true?

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Sad to see @FaroAirport’s absolute shambles, with shocking queues at security as half-baked, badly implemented ill-intentioned fingerprinting tech is ‘rolled out’ (but nothing works, so it isn’t going anywhere). Neither are passengers btw..

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@DoggoneSkippy @hell_line0 @edgeofbarkness Good I hope you are a bot meant to spread division and hate. I hope!

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@joekent16jan19 So right, and yet, so wrong… good luck !

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@DarrenHumphri12 @sharrond62 It is perfectly possible for both parties to an argument to be wrong. Conservatives did set the country on fire and danced around it whilst it burned, but Labour started and continues this wave of degradation! Have a read of “How Westminister Works” by Ian Dunt. It is awesome!

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As I watch the UK constantly and gradually degrading is services to its citizens, I despair a little. Then, I look at India’s official visa application pages over the last week, and remember, it could be so much worse! …

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@grayshurz Yes! And we should quantify this, to make sure we are objective in our assessment! I propose we count spent vs salary, and multiply by time doing something we approve of. Anything from any day before or after should be taken out of consideration. Because why not?! #LordHelpUs

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The minor problem with a post-truth society, is that truth, eventually, will kick your backside every time!
Only minor problem of course, if you are not too bothered about things like facts and numbers!

[Valerie Anne Smith @ValerieAnne1970]

"Don’t fall for the fear campaign...what is MEASLES?...a fever, a cough, a rash, runny eyes & runny nose."
-Dr Sherri Tenpenny

"The measles vaccine came out in 1963. In 1962, the death rate from measles was two in a million.”

"So it was not even deadly BEFORE we had a vaccine."

IF YOU FEAR MEASLES...

You must not know that even in the 60s, before the vaccine, the survival rate was over 99.9%.

You must not know that the MMR is a live virus vaccine & can cause measles.

You must not know that it's a very mild childhood illness for well-nourished children.

You must not know that natural measles infection provides lifelong immunity, unlike the vaccine.

You must not know that there are huge lifelong health benefits to getting measles, including a lower risk of certain cancers & stronger immune resilience.

You must not know that the MMR insert lists over 60 serious adverse events, ranging from encephalitis & seizures.

You must not know that studies show Vitamin A drastically reduces measles complications-yet public health officials ignore it.

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@SecRubio Horrific. Horrific action. Important to mention that I think and people need to understand that too!

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@waitrose it seems that there is no route to communicate about a delivered product (or anything else) in your app… how do I report a couple of worrying issues?

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It is quite a bit like Trump is doing his absolute darnest to make China appear as an attractive alternative to country-level bullying. “At least they are not bombing everyone” kind of attractiveness… (sigh)

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Apple practices are hugely anti-competitive from time to time. Unfortunately legislators do not know how to spot a good piece of abuse of position of power when they see it! It happens… still love their products after all these years - not a lot of companies can do that!

[Paula's Phone @HumanGadgets]

Perpetually in awe of @Apple who actively sabotage sound quality for ChatGPT (changing parameters without warning) so that the bot sound is utterly messed up. Zero interest for customer experience, if it is not your own software hey? Even when you don’t have a product at all!

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Thinking that the secret to good, long-lived relationships is talking about the things that I feel uncomfortable talking about.

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The deranged totalitarian bottle of Orange paint is now threatening military action against Nigeria. I am wondering if there is a stronger case for a sentiment shift to pro China. I mean, the Chinese can now stop investing there - no need for that anymore…

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Dear @yorkbarbican REALLY disappointed to see how little effort you have put in selling snooker tickets. Servers inadequate, e-mail not loading, website not loading, massive hoops to jump through, bugs, and NO AVAILABLE TICKETS on an email you JUST sent me!! #ChocolateTeapot

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@eastdakota absolutely loved listening to you on BBC this morning. At your service if you need any help with anything sir.

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@SpeakerJohnson Oh my God. Not sure what is scarier. You believing what you are saying, or you not believing it!..

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My Scottish sheep magnet is misbehaving…

[Grand Hamster @GrandHamster]

Daughter coming over tonight and requested Bolognese. Metric fuckton being prepared without delays…
Minor problem: every time I taste my cooking, no matter what it is, the answer always seems to be: more smoked paprika!