Goat Master

Master of goats and anything in relation of goats and other farm animals. Harbinger of Satanic and sinful goats. He who is cast before him shall feel his wrath

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

I'm a fucking goat. I shouldn't have these problems.

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

Bahh mothafucka bahh!!

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

I rammed that asshole farmer right in the balls! #badass

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

Plays skyrim, dosnt kill goats.

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

Kill in the name of the goat!

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

I'm getting really tired of my ranchers shit..

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

Ahhh shit..

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

#datgrass

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

Dude, don't join the darkside, join the goatside, We're legit as fuck!

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

I the dark lord ain't got shit on the goat lord..

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

You can't tell me what to do officer, I'm the fucking Goat Master.. #breakingthelaw

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

Everyone spread the word of the goat! @GrandMasterGoat #fuckyeah!

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

I'd like to anounce that all Goats around the world approve of Slipknots new album, The Gray Chapter \m/ #metalasfuck

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

Did I leave the car running? No I'm a fucking goat!

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

Suck my smelly goat ass!

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

Work sucks, lets go get drunk and egg a church! #sohardcore

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

Totes McGoats!

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

Was I the only goat at the Slipknot concert in denver the other night?

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

How do you know what reality is? When you're dreaming it feels real doesn't reality is a dream. What happens when you wake up?

[Goat Master @GrandMasterGoat]

#BAHH!