Just a guy that likes big titties, playing video games, and making money! I’m the “silent” MVP nobody knows that’s 🔥 #LakerNation#PackerNation#BravesNation
I fully, 1000%, absolutely believe that if Micah Parsons doesn’t tear his ACL against Denver, the Packers win the Super Bowl.
Before his injury, the Packers were 9-3-1, had a top-10 defense, and were leading the AFC’s #1-seeded Broncos on the road. Parsons had 12.5 sacks and completely changed how offenses had to game plan every week.
The moment he went down, Green Bay lost the one thing every contender needs in January…. a pass rusher who can consistently win 1-on-1. Offenses no longer had to slide protection, chip, or account for him on every snap.
After the Denver game, the Packers lost four straight, the pass rush disappeared, the run defense fell apart, and a defense that had been carrying the team down the stretch suddenly looked average. The season went from a legitimate Super Bowl contender to losing in the wildcard round
Parsons healthy = A Lombardi 🧀
I was talkin to a girl for a few weeks one time n when I went to pick her up for the first date, we got like ten minutes up the road n she said sumn like “ion know if i feel like being out fr”. I replied “i feel you” n immediately took her back home n spent the rest of the night getting “you’re sensitive” n “I ain’t mean it like that” texts. Idc. All I gotta do is sniff I’m more into you than you are fw me n it’s clipped. Yall niggas are just desperate n have no dignity. Ida left expeditiously
Green Bay has a population of 107,395 people
The State of Illinois has a population of 12.8 million people
Guess which one of those two has a professional football team?
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A perfect retirement plan is waking up in your mansion by the seaside, with exotic cars in the garage and a loaded bank account. Not waking up next to a woman.
Y’all simps always act like women are the prize . They’re not. The real prize is freedom, peace of mind, and financial security.