GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺

I'm Zuma, Grand Mullah's Pet. Chair - Supreme Council of Pets. I Execute Orthodog Laws. For-Mullah 1 Fan.

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

@ahmednasirlaw @KeNHAKenya When the rock hit the Bentley Windscreen I crawled into the back seat, I was scared, I didn't wag my tail or eat well for almost a month. My boss @ahmednasirlaw did the right thing to sue @KeNHAKenya

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

US Treasury Secretary Bessent:

The US is disrupting procurement networks that support Iran.

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

Senior Iranian MP Ebrahim Azizi:

We're not afraid of fighting losers. The number of American casualties is already far higher than Trump confirms, and it will rise. This time, the war won't be limited to the region. We'll see what happens!

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

@ahmednasirlaw Saudis got camel passport

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

Saudi Arabia rolls out official Camel Passports, recording breed, ownership, and vaccination details.

@ahmednasirlaw

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

I always thought Chechens are great fighters and skillful.

[Polymarket Intel @PolymarketIntel]

Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov faced a near-drowning incident while holidaying in Bodrum, Turkey, and was saved by Coast Guard before being hospitalized.

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

Even in Cambodia, hakuna matata.

[Polymarket Intel @PolymarketIntel]

Online footage circulating shows the Royal Cambodian Army arriving at Thai positions in a casual display, appearing ready for a beach outing—shirtless and wearing flip-flops.

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

Gen Z,

On Occupying State House, leave that to stray dogs of ngara and grogan, those dogs know all the panya routes to that house, but it's not for you. Protests peacefully and go home.

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

Trump forgot to deal with cats of Iranian Mullahs that keep going nuclear. This is FURdow nuclear site.

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

The cats of Mullahs in Iran are the only ones left to hunt US B-2 Bombers and Israeli jets. There's nothing else left in Iran.

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

The Grand Mullah himself @ahmednasirlaw predicted, it has come to pass.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

One day when the bromance runs its full course and reality sets in, President Trump, may in a moment of pure Trumpian magic send Elon Musk back home to KwaZulu-Natal...🤣🤣🤣

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

These days we're all in the same boat

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

I have designed a shopping mall that I am begging Grand Mullah @ahmednasirlaw to consider building it in Mombasa.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Writing the next chapter - TOGETHER 👊

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

Kalonzo flanked by a pack of Pomeranians, Dachshunds, and Great Danes. He thinks he'll win elections by forming a coalition with all kind of dog breeds. He's not even Pan-African, where's the African dog Mutina?

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

@ahmednasirlaw GM, CS @DrAlfredMutua heard you wanted land in Machakos, he thought you wanted to organize FOR-MULLAH 1, he gave up after you bought Isinya.

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

GM knows my capacity to launch total war!

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

I have no problem with the vaccination of cows as ordered by H. E WILLIAM RUTO. I have none. But the day President Ruto comes for my CAMEL...WAR...TOTAL WAR!

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

@Kev_opati @ahmednasirlaw @ahmednasirlaw I will help mobilize for total war, having trained in Chechnya, I'm good to go.

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

I sniffed them out!

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Allah knows best...sometimes my draft tweets just disappear as I'm about to post...just happened a few minutes ago...

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

And it's a privilege to be man's best friend. @burale1

[Robert Burale @burale1]

STRONG

[GrandMullah's Pet 🐕‍🦺 @GrandMullaPet]

@ahmednasirlaw You touch pets and you lose votes.... ask Kamala. @TonnyLegal