Grand Old Parody

Expanding the liberal media one tweet at a time. (Parody/satire account. Not affiliated in any way with the Republican Party, thank God.)
#UniteBlue

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Obamacare enrollments hit 6 million after Obama threatens to replace the health insurance mandate with a Kim Jong-Un haircut mandate.

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Obama has employed the exact same measures on Russia that Republicans want to employ on Iran making him a weak leader and them tough.

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BREAKING: Darrell Issa has recovered an airplane part from the Indian Ocean signed Barack H. Obama.

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Republicans are making brackets for March Madness based on which demographic group will still have the right to vote in November.

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Being a Republican requires the incredibly difficult ability of being able to quote the Bible daily without ever quoting Jesus speaking.

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A judge decided that Michigan's ban on same sex marriage is unconstitutional, then instantly had sex with a dog

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Fred Phelps went out with a bang by getting absolutely nowhere in the fight against same sex marriage.

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If women were meant to be equal in America, then why didn't God create any Founding Mothers?

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As far as I can tell from Fox News coverage, Obama just annexed Crimea and Putin is condemning him.

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Fred Phelps is dead, & if his predictions are right, his eternal resting place is going to be a lot less fire and a whole lot more men. RIP.

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Rumor is that Barack Obama is going to sick the IRS on teams he picked to lose.
#MarchMadness

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Republican Response:

95% of Crimeans vote to join Russia: Fair election

51.1% of Americans vote for Barack Obama: VOTER FRAUDDDDD!!!!

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Obamacare may have slowed the growth of healthcare costs to a 50 year low, but it's still growing so it's a failure.

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If the rich are forced to pay 1% more in taxes they will fall into abject poverty, which is we should shift the tax burden to the poor.

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Mitt Romney says Obama and Clinton have repeatedly failed on foreign policy. Bin Laden and Gaddafi disagree.

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5 million have now signed up for Obamacare through exchanges. Republicans estimate at least 9 million of them will be killed by death panels

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I have defeated whoever hacked me. Account is back to normal. That's the last time I make my password "benghaziboy"

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No one open a link sent by this account. It's been hacked.

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@ForzaEnjay will that get rid of it?

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This account has experienced some sort of hack. Taking it down for a while.