I'm Tony Pepperoni, Deputy Director of the Leonida Office of Public Corruption.
My responsibilities include accepting bribes, altering public records for my corporate overlords, and using my status to monitor Lucia Caminos, for strictly professional reasons.
I put my trash cans out the night before pickup like a responsible Leonidan and then a storm came and knocked everything over and now I'm cleaning up my white claw cans and cum tissues in the street while my neighbors watch and laugh at me
@PeakyGiroux Well, i pour out half the drink and replace it with straight vodka, only way to survive the Leonida sun.
Send me the bill from insurance, I'll get it embezzled for ya and we'll have you back on the streets running over the homeless in no time!
#LeonidaOfficeOfPublicCorruption
@GTASixInfo Glad you're looking forward to experiencing Leonida! We've been working really hard to clean up the homeless situation for everyone's arrival. It's uhh... gone okay. The good news is you can just run them over, no one really cares here
@luciacaminous Lucia you are such a precious soul in this miserable, dark world. I'll make sure the VCPD don't manhandle you too hard....... unless you're into that ๐ฅต
@TGGonYT Leonida can't wait to open its doors to the rest of the United States! Remember - pretty much anything is legal here, as long as you don't get caught ๐
Everyone in #Leonida is really excited to open our borders to the rest of the United States on November 19th!
We are investigating claims that #illegalimmigrants have been sneaking across the border and leaking footage before the official opening
#gtavฤฑ#gtavฤฑleak#gtavฤฑleaks