Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅

You’re 10 minutes from the best turkey on rye you’ll have in your life.

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

Last week I was maidenless… now I got Melina, thanks elden ring.

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

Elden ring is taking over my life and ripping every Fabric of my being and burning them into ashes.

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

“Fuck everyone fuck everything”
- Key Glock

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

What is love

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

“I keep shooters who on point with me just like I'm CP3
I was up in Bushwick with that blicky like I'm 22gz
Trippin' off this Psilocybin sometimes it put my mind at ease
Pull up with that rifle like I'm Devin Booker, nothin' but net”

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

I follow this one dude on tik tok that makes nasty foods but I never stick around long enough to see if he eats them.

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

A long time ago my phone thought I wanted “anything” to be “anytning”.. Number one thing I’m looking forward too in a new phone is getting my anything back.

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

I will fuckin kill you again Henry Ford. I hate you.

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

Rose stays different. I’ll have her babies I swear to god I love you. 🖤

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

Parent trap Lindsay Lohan.

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

Nice suit, did you just get drafted by the Denver Nuggets…? Yeah you look like you’re going to sell me a Kia Soul.

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

I was mowing the yard without my tennis shoes and Ders came out with my tennis shoes, put them on my feet, because I was having sciatica pain.

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

Whoever has a job that doesn't make you want to kill yourself every day, I truly envy you.

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Tom Brady the GOAT? Some of y'all forgot

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

@mariebabyyyyy_ @AmberrMary For a second there, I thought this was me..

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

@PlayVALORANT let me ban Reyna pls

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

@__MZA__ Micheal Been bad.

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

Wait..... OJs here...? That’s my favorite killer! OJ!

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

Modelo time soon enough KB. Stay strong.

[Kyle Rittenhouse Jr. 🇺🇸🦅 @GrandWizardKB]

I know this dude in the bathroom with me is not happy, cause this place just got torched.