Murray McGlasson

A light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

[Murray McGlasson @GrandeProboscis]

@3JabMonkey "The first of the new intake of technical writers arrives at Doomreay"

[Murray McGlasson @GrandeProboscis]

@3JabMonkey @3jabmonkeys It must be ours. Best course without a full time qualified greenkeeper.

[Golf Club Wanker @GolfClubWanker]

When your partner leaves a free putt short right in the middle and you're like.

[douglas slater @dougie189]

Simply the best

[David Segar @DavidSegar_]

USA play Mexico in World Cup Qualifying on Friday. That awkward moment when Mexico win a free-kick and Tim Howard has to arrange a wall.

[Shite Sports News @ShiteSportsNews]

#BonfireNight

[Murray McGlasson @GrandeProboscis]

@3JabMonkey #americanidiots "he changed his surname to Dylan after being inspired by Dylan Thomas the american poet" #rewritinghistory

[Murray McGlasson @GrandeProboscis]

@3JabMonkey #americanidiots "he was all over me like an octopus. As if he had 6 arms" hmm paraplegic octopus

[Murray McGlasson @GrandeProboscis]

@3JabMonkey @3jabmonkeys Plan A? Hell yeh boy.

[Golf Club Wanker @GolfClubWanker]

RT if you think the crowds are absolute wankers.

#RyderCup

[🇺🇦 Lee Parnell 🇺🇦 @3JabMonkey]

@GrandeProboscis @3jabmonkeys @Reaygolf @theweeman77 #tellemdarrensentya

[Murray McGlasson @GrandeProboscis]

@3JabMonkey @3jabmonkeys @JustinRose99 I do hope he ends the speech with a barely understandable tellemdarrensentya

[Murray McGlasson @GrandeProboscis]

@3JabMonkey @3jabmonkeys Why is a twat septic talkin on behalf of the Euro tour?

[Murray McGlasson @GrandeProboscis]

@3JabMonkey Saturday fun

[Murray McGlasson @GrandeProboscis]

@3JabMonkey @Darth_Monty @GolfClubWanker #whatlevel4slookslike

[Murray McGlasson @GrandeProboscis]

@3JabMonkey Win? #stromnessbringiton

[Murray McGlasson @GrandeProboscis]

@3JabMonkey @daraobriain Obrigada amigo

[Murray McGlasson @GrandeProboscis]

@daraobriain eh no I don't. Scots only use sasanach to refer to the English.

[Murray McGlasson @GrandeProboscis]

@daraobriain Scots think that Brexit it whit a fat burd does when she sits oan a shoogly chair.