Eugene Grandea

i just wanna live while i’m alive

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

i’m getting my Astronaut license.

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

Shout out
Batman has gadgets, and he doesn’t kill anyone.

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

Criminals pretending to be innocent in public while trying to attack innocent people.

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

Gas higher than giraffe

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

The ugly person is ugly, which makes no sense

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

Donald Trump only knows about business, but he doesn’t know about computer programming.

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

Don’t use your religion to be good , cause fuck you

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

if everyone builds their own software, who’s left to buy it?

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

Batman only works at night; during the day he sleeps upside down.

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

Most bitches had HiV.

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

Drinking alcohol just makes you think about nonsense.

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

if you park at the pump, when you’re not getting gas you’re a dickhead.

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

if you are mean to animals, i don’t fuckin’ like you.

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

The roses that grew from concrete was an alien.

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

There are 3 humans living on Earth:
white, Black, and Chinese.

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

Devorced people….

what did you do with your ring?

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

i would be happy, if a tornado hit the banks.

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

if a spider bites you, automatically you could become Spider-Man.

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

Cooking at home saves money!

[Eugene Grandea @GrandeaEugene]

The war will be ending, there is no winner.