Mary Bearclaw

I'm not queer, I'm multifaceted.

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You're Colin Mochrie babe. You're my Ryan Stiles. You're my fckn Wayne Brady babe.

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@JohnLeguizamo

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Horror-comedy remake of The Pest starring Marcelo Hernandez.

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The marketplace of ideas suggests a black marketplqce of ideas; which is essentially just telling your conspiracy-theory friends to calm down.

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Gay guys who hate fat dudes while having the most physiognomically impossible skull structures is hilarious.

No amount of fat could hide the generationally profound amount of inbreeding that exists in your bones.

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#jackasstwt

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That Dave England clip from Jackass where he's in the tire and the camera starts auto-zooming has the same energy as Nelly being pushed down a hill in a wheelchair in Little House on the Prairie.

I will embellish no further.

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Love how Christopher Nolan made a complex movie about regret and ya'll are still sucking off Homer Et al.

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The Odyssey has nothing on this

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Walk Hard (2007) and The Odyssey (2026) Double Feature

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@TheBiancaDelRio Biancar

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@GianmarcoSoresi Love how this was strategically shot to hide boners.

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"Lindsey Died"
"You mean Mitch"
"No"

"Tom got divorced"
"You mean Bert"
"No"

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Bet Lindsay died of that diarrhea virus. Stay woke.

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Ugh, tired clout-hungry Lindsey Graham just hated all the attention Mitch was getting. She has always been and will always be that girl.

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*serving 💅

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Love how  Denis Villeneuve made Dune about unchecked tyranny and some of you are still sucking off Herbert.

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The theme is Dystopian Alt Uni Maga Movements. And the players are servingmb

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This show exists at the base of my spine. The letter N's un-aliving. Mother Nature's sex change. Patience.

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No you don't understand, they call back to this in a later testimonial where a kid just says "seven and a switchblade" as if it's a common fast food occurrence.