Grandjak

Your endearing, but out of touch Grandfather.

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The $OLDMAN has made it Raydium.

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@TeTheGamer hmmmm?

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Who's in the trenches today?

Different kind of trenches back in my day

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@charliefx_ "They bought the cabal coin, not the original organic coin"

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GM! Look at the bright side

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@idrawline Son, help me fucking work this thing

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Waiting for the kids to come see me

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GM! Don't forget to talk to your grandparents soon!

- Grandjak

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@bendoverxbt Im trying to buy

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GM!

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"They don't know that a hypothetical "Vacuum Decay" event, where a quantum fluctuation could create a true vacuum bubble that expands at the speed of light, would instantly annihilate all matter in its path, ending the universe as we know it without any warning".

- Grandjak $oldman

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@blknoiz06 @pattyice And everyone should love their mothers

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"They don't know that a hypothetical "Vacuum Decay" event, where a quantum fluctuation could create a true vacuum bubble that expands at the speed of light, would instantly annihilate all matter in its path, ending the universe as we know it without any warning".

- Grandjak $oldman

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Good to see we are back to calling some people what they without getting cancelled. Retardio's.

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Your generation complains about Wi-Fi speed; we had to wait for death notices by mail.

We are not built the same.

- Grandjak

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I always love when the olympics are on, brings back fond memories.

The year was 1938, Berlin Olympics, remember it like it was yesterday. There I was, an unlikely sprinter from a small town, standing on the starting blocks for the 100m final. The crowd was roaring, and I could feel the weight of the moment pressing down on me.

The gun went off (Not all that uncommon in that time period), and I shot forward, giving it everything I had. But halfway through the race, disaster struck. I felt a leak, down my leg. Before I knew it, I had... well, I shat myself. Right there, in the middle of the biggest race of my life in front of 90,000 nazis.

Despite the sheer horror and embarrassment, I kept running. The smell was terrible, and the slosh was worse. Miraculously, I still managed to cross the finish line first. I assume because the other curled over in disgust.

Winning gold was incredible, but it's hard to forget that my moment of glory came with quite a stink!

That's my little grandjak memoir for today! Enjoy

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I dont understand why Joe Biden stood down. He is still a young buck. Plenty of years left in the tank.

$OLDMAN

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GM! How was your weekend? I had a blast!

$OLDMAN

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@meechie Of course kiddo

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GM. Quick spot of Sunday church this morning.

As long as I enter the building all will be forgiven at the pearly gates right?

$OLDMAN $SOL

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🌞Good M, everyone!🌞

Here’s an elite morning routine that will help you make your first $1billion. Dont fade.

- Wake up angry 😠If you arent angry when you wake up you wont have enough motivation to get better.
- Argue with my parrot, Lucifer 🦜 (Can replace with wife/dog/cat etc. Whatever gets your heart rate going)
- Yell at kids to get off my lawn🚸
- Have a strong cup of coffee ☕ (or three)
- Grumble my way through breakfast 🍳🥓
- Take a 30 minute bathroom break

And now, ready to face another day with a scowl, increased heart rate & motivation to prove people wrong.