Vahlorie

Dear friend, I like to start my notes to you as if we’re already in the middle of a conversation.

[Vahlorie @GrandmaGoalz]

@geriatricslut I love the clown bathroom

[Sinead @RedRobotCake]

What if I just said "I know" everytime someone told me something I knew?

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

jane lynch is wario jamie lee curtis

[cea 🐚 @_ordonfae]

who doesnt like a guy thats a lil icky lookin, i know i do. mmmmm medium hot ♡

[Vahlorie @GrandmaGoalz]

Getting 1-Across right away on a crossword puzzle is such a mood booster

[Vahlorie @GrandmaGoalz]

I hope Kid Cudi is having a good day

[esther povitsky @littleesther]

can u get an STD from trying on the skims sculpted bodysuit at nordstrom

[Fatherly @FatherlyHQ]

Unfortunately for those who prefer their coffee to taste more like candy, people who reported drinking unsweetened coffee had a lower risk of death than those who drank coffee sweetened with about a teaspoon of sugar.

[Vahlorie @GrandmaGoalz]

I will be hot, high, and childless until I expire. Amen.

[Chøks Corleone @TheFairerOan]

Oh but I must cycle to work , use paper straws, limit beef consumption in order to reduce my carbon footprint?

[Vahlorie @GrandmaGoalz]

Why is Joe Jonas doing commercials for TX DPS?

[Vahlorie @GrandmaGoalz]

I think we can stop making new coffee mugs, there are enough circulating already

[Vahlorie @GrandmaGoalz]

I love when everyone at the red light has to listen to my music.

[Vahlorie @GrandmaGoalz]

@TweetJoSelf You can be

[Vahlorie @GrandmaGoalz]

I love strawberry cold brew right now

[Vahlorie @GrandmaGoalz]

I’m at the age where I have to fight the urge to keep every plastic container because I think it would be good Tupperware

[Vahlorie @GrandmaGoalz]

I need QVC on a streaming service