Grandma

Our Grandma has no filter. These are her quotes...

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

I'm afraid to go to London, I'm afraid I will find a husband and not be able to come back.

[VoicesFromTheVortex @VortexPodcast]

What's this? ANOTHER new episode?! Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! #DoctorWho #TheSnowmen #Minisode http://t.co/oMYE7uge

[VoicesFromTheVortex @VortexPodcast]

NEW EPISODE!!! http://t.co/GgMCp94b

#DoctorWho #TheAngelsTakeManhattan

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

Complained about not getting to hold the baby but then when offered the baby she declined.

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

Not really a quote but her name was spelled wrong on the cake. "LaZerne" XD

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

-"Where can I find Neosporin and bandaids?"
Grandma-"In the blue basket in the corner of the thing and in the first door."
-"...What?"

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

Keeps talking about how "skinny" she's gotten. O.o

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

First thing said to pregnant Danielle: "Hey fat kid!"

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

Changed the screen name to @GrandmaIsCrazy. Password is still the same.

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

Going to the farm for Grandma's 80th birthday and a little Christmas family time! Updates to come! :)

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

D: You don't thing it's wrong to call Jen your "prettiest granddaughter"?
L: I just meant that her facial features...

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

L: They park in YOUR garage?
M: Well, she's pregnant.
L: So?
M: You wouldn't give your spot to a pregnant lady?
L: No.

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

Grandma is visiting this weekend. Stay tuned....

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

"I love you. How are you doing? Still 'barfing' up your socks? GMa" ~Danielle's Birthday Card http://t.co/53aR8Gc

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

To Carla: "I got big thighs. You take after me in that respect. You still got your baby thighs..."

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

@LauraMay19, why are not following your grandma on the Tweeter!

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

LaVerne: (to Laura while sleeping) look at that big healthy hip
Jen: It's not a big hip!
LaVerne walks away.

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

"Go ahead and flip that switch there, since your hand is nice and handy."

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

To Megan "Have you been robbed yet?" Megan: "No, stop asking me that."

[Grandma @GrandmaIsCrazy]

To Danielle: Your hair is just like blagos (rod blagojevich)