Catty Grandma

all the crazy, irreverent, obscene things my grandma says... and a little extra.

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

review of Americas Best Value Inn & Suites Madera on @yelp https://t.co/8X7xENEEUG #madera #americasbestvalueinn #hotelnightmare

[Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸💙 @elchicanomarine]

Do you believe Donald trump is a criminal and should be charged the minute he leaves the White House on January 20th by state and federal prosecutors?

yes yes yes
👇 👇 👇

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

happy national COMING OUT day to @LindseyGrahamSC ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 stand tall with your #ProudBoys and #leathermen ... @realDonaldTrump #NationalComingOutDay

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

"My name is Donna and I don't like water and I don't swim." (WTF sort of introduction is this?! #batshitcrazy )

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

Gotta be careful of them coons. Mean little bastards will climb right up your skirt and scratch your ass if you let them!
#wildlifeadvice

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

"You ain't nothing but a whore! I bet you had sex with three people!" - G'ma
"Only three?!" - mom
"Yeah, 3 cause you are a whore!" - G'ma

(grandma yelling at my mom cause she doesn't want to take a shower)

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

I told your mom to cut my hair, and now I look like the top of a dick! I ain't no dickhead!

#hairproblems #youuglynow

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have been able to pick up Dick in time! Dick would've been left in the rain! #watchwhatyousay

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

Mice have no bones.

#realityofoldpeople

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

Ketchup on my spaghetti ain't making me crazy!

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

@realDonaldTrump is so ugly he would make a maggot have a stroke!

#fucktrump #thereisaidit

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

I do like the black licorice. If you can find a black one, you'll never want anything else.

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

Gentlemen, you can get lucky and have her strain your spaghetti with that getup! https://t.co/E9hw6iHTAJ

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

That's it, there is a midget on the porch, I wapping it with a broom, lil bastard!

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

Garlic should be shoved up your ass and reborn as something good.

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

I didn't know mongoloids liked music so much. That one would bite ya if you tried to even touch her radio.

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

Dick would ride my pony all day long. And I'd just smile. #TheFirstLineInMyAutobiography

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

I always said Dick was sloppy! #TheFirstLineInMyAutobiography

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

Me and JoAnne would run across the street everyday to pick up Dick! We'd be so tickled! #TheFirstLineInMyAutobiography

[Catty Grandma @GrandmasShade]

I remember #Hitler was a pretty good looking fellow in his day... #TheFirstLineInMyAutobiography