Mikhael Cahlandro

A grease-soaked atrocity, a perversion of a man, perhaps, even, a form of violence.

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

That carbonated drink tip from Howard in BCS is honestly incredible. I use it daily.

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

@vodk_anon If you like, boy do I have a job for you

[Sauna Insider @NickHannula]

In Minnesota, we call stores like this “bodegas” and they are unique to this region alone.

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

We as a country need to come together and find a way to make anime real

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

Alan Jackson is a national treasure and needs to be placed on the next voyager

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

It took 3 years. 3 years of living in the south to like country

[Forbes Science @ForbesScience]

Minnesota Lawmaker About Marijuana: ‘Just 2 Ounces Is Equivalent To 3 Joints’ https://t.co/UuuuqIJK1Y

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

I am beginning to see people I know age. Feels strange

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

Also Americans are definitely not the most annoying tourists, the loudest and most entitled mofos are the British and especially the Australians.

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

Europeans talk big game about their beer but outside of one or two national beers it's all trash.

In USA EVERY city has a beer that would BTFO any European beer

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

But holy shit the US cannot make bread.

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

I don’t think I ever wanna know the context of this, it’s funnier not knowing

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

@dontbefckinrude Based

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

The navy had me thinking I'd get transferable skills to civilian jobs. You know civilian jobs don't need? Cruise missiles

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

Visiting France will make you realize why England has been at war with them for 1000s of years

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

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[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

Idk how CT manages to be so ass yet have the best pizza in the world

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

Just went down the rabbit hole of tik tok fitness. Motherfuckers acting like they stormed Normandy beach when they squat. Calm down lol

[Mikhael Cahlandro @GrandmasterAmp]

I do hope Elon destroys twitter. It's really full of spam, and bots, and I am too weak willed to leave honestly.