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I joined the cabinet when I was worthy, Ksh. 500M. Immediately, I started looting the Ministry of Roads and Transport to become a dollar billionaire.
One gig almost earned me that status. I tried to sell the JKIA airport to corrupt Indians. Unluckily, Kenyans started noticing my love for fine and expensive things.
They lobbied for my sacking. I was sacked. I approached Ruto and said, "I was so close to achieving my dream of looting my way into a dollar billionaire. You can't do this to me."
Ruto said, "You are a naive looter. Your arrogant display of opulence is rubbing salt on Kenyans' exposed wounds."
I begged and begged, but he gave me a deaf ear. He named his first cabinet and my name was missing. I was hurt. I wondered, how special was Chirchir to be nominated, yet he looted more than I?
After that, I met him and said, "Ruto, if you don't name me in your subsequent cabinet list, I am going to expose your involvement in the Ambani-JKIA deal."
Three days later, I was pleasantly surprised to learn that my blackmail had worked. After naming me, Ruto asked me to apologise to all the Kenyans that I offended.
I don't really care about how y'll peasants feel about me spending the money I have stolen from you.
Albeit, the last two weeks have been moments of deep reflection. I would like to unreservedly apologize to every Kenyan who I may have offended through my words, my deeds and my conduct, including my lifestyle, in the last two years of my public service.
Subject to my approval by Parliament, I pledge to continue looting until I fulfil my dream of being a dollar billionaire.