Grandpa Unlimited

Grandpa giving free ideas to Big Tech
☕ Coffee & cookies fuel Grandpa's thoughts and jokes

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

@SamsungJPN Galaxy Coffee Fold
https://t.co/JWuv0sHTbw

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

Dear Samsung,

If phones can fold, maybe coffee cups should too.

Imagine:☕ Galaxy Coffee Fold

Opens when Grandpa needs a snack.

Galaxy Z Fold 8 pre-orders are breaking records?

Good.

The future needs fewer moments when Grandpa drops his phone in the cookie jar.

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

@LeviCryptoGuy And if it drops to $0.50, will you send Grandpa 10,000 XRP?
https://t.co/adLPrdOes6

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

Dear Ripple,

You’re building financial infrastructure for institutions...

Meanwhile, XRP investors are checking the price every 30 seconds.

At this rate, Grandpa might see $0.50 per XRP by the end of fall.

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

@CultureCrave Grandpa isn’t ready for a nursing home yet, so the dragon can stay at Grandpa’s house. We’ve got enough cookies to last until 2028.
https://t.co/3dChoqKKo2

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

Dear Ryan J. Condal,

Grandpa has one very important question:
Do dragons like cookies?

You say you’ve probably read Fire & Blood more than anyone on the planet and drank enough coffee writing House of the Dragon to keep the whole cast awake.

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

@ThronesUpdates @empiremagazine Of course. But first, Ryan Condal let Grandpa sit on the Iron Throne to feed the dragon some cookies.
https://t.co/3dChoqKKo2

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

Dear Ryan J. Condal,

Grandpa has one very important question:
Do dragons like cookies?

You say you’ve probably read Fire & Blood more than anyone on the planet and drank enough coffee writing House of the Dragon to keep the whole cast awake.

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

@CultureCrave Grandpa has done the research.

Dragons like cookies. Writers like coffee. Grandpa likes both.

Now Grandpa just needs HBO to give him a writing credit.
https://t.co/3dChoqKKo2

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

Dear Ryan J. Condal,

Grandpa has one very important question:
Do dragons like cookies?

You say you’ve probably read Fire & Blood more than anyone on the planet and drank enough coffee writing House of the Dragon to keep the whole cast awake.

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

Dear Ryan J. Condal,

Grandpa has one very important question:
Do dragons like cookies?

You say you’ve probably read Fire & Blood more than anyone on the planet and drank enough coffee writing House of the Dragon to keep the whole cast awake.

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

@mutinymovie Jason gets angry.

Grandpa makes tea.

Grandpa suspects Jason needs more tea.

https://t.co/acngrsESFv

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

This time the hive is in danger.

Jason must take action.

Who else, if not him...

Grandpa watched The Beekeeper last night.

Sometimes you just want a quiet life, a little honey and your tea.

But somebody has to save the hive.

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

This time the hive is in danger.

Jason must take action.

Who else, if not him...

Grandpa watched The Beekeeper last night.

Sometimes you just want a quiet life, a little honey and your tea.

But somebody has to save the hive.

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

@Krakn900fousand Quite a cosmic statement considering how little thought went into it.

Grandpa doesn’t need a teleprompter to play his part.

But I have to ask: how much AI did you use to create the image for this very anti AI reply?

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

Dear 50 Cent,

Payday is becoming a TV series?

Grandpa has one request:

Keep the coffee shop robbery out of the script.

Unless the getaway car is a self-driving Uber.

Then Grandpa wants a cameo.

Payday 4: Grandpa's Revenge.

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

Dear Ripple,

You’re building financial infrastructure for institutions...

Meanwhile, XRP investors are checking the price every 30 seconds.

At this rate, Grandpa might see $0.50 per XRP by the end of fall.

[Grandpa Unlimited @GrandpaBigTech]

Dear Samsung,

If phones can fold, maybe coffee cups should too.

Imagine:☕ Galaxy Coffee Fold

Opens when Grandpa needs a snack.

Galaxy Z Fold 8 pre-orders are breaking records?

Good.

The future needs fewer moments when Grandpa drops his phone in the cookie jar.