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[Jim @GrandpaJeem]

This is Lorena la Valiente, conquerer of the ancient Aztecs. She wanted to make the Aztec culture the world leader. “But what if we attract those filthy Europeans?” “Don’t worry,” she said. “We will put them back on boats and ship them home.” Modern immigration policy is born.

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@ChiefTenWolves @AnitaParve57846 Hey. Nothing is real. Just like John Lennon used to say.

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@lisaVictorri Elizabeth, “Liz”.

[Jim @GrandpaJeem]

Yesterday, the Eagles played the Squires School for the Blind. With 3 minutes left, the score was 0-0. The factory whistle next door sounded. The Squires thought the game was over and left the field. 4 plays later, the Eagles scored. Finally, a victory.

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@Ruhaa_dt Yes. But it can’t possibly be until a week from next Friday at 14:00. I have chemotherapy, an AA meeting, drug counseling, spousal abuse therapy, dialysis, community service picking up litter out on I-5, and a three-day poker tournament at Big Woody’s. Perfect photo.

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@Herslays_ Yes. Normal rates apply. You kind of looked like Spuds McKenzie with only one eye in shadow, photo is overexposed, and lacking warmth. Text me if you like my changes.

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@MaanTania60426 She never asks, “Why?” She just says, “Why not?” And other cool stuff like, “If not now, when?” Or, “If not us, who?” And she is always casual - dress and demeanor.

[Jim @GrandpaJeem]

@Olivia07080 Sure. I always go on a marriage shakedown cruise on a luxury houseboat on Lake Powell or Lake Cumberland. Cruise and ski all day. Tie up on the hogline at night with 2 dozen of your newest friends. Eat, drink, laugh, sleep, and do it all again the next day. Bring sunblock.

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@AnitaParve57846 We are decades apart. I live in a remote part of the Congo. I did some research and ran across this photo of you taken while on a jungle field study as a grad student at SMU. Both the croc and I think you are very hot. Contact me on the jungle telegraph, drum sign “white tuna”.

[Jim @GrandpaJeem]

@Kimberlyvrn Fair enough. I’m still having a pretty good morning.

[Jim @GrandpaJeem]

@sana_jutt65 Yes. I love a photo that suggests a story. This lady is not just posing, she is up to something. I believe it is Maid Marian, popping out from behind a tree in Sherwood Forest. The impish Puck is suggesting that she find and party-down with Robin Hood and his Merry Men.

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@Norafkxz Absolutely! Green eyes and red hair. A combo that occurs naturally in only 2% of the world’s population. Reminds me of Maureen O’Hara as an Irish maiden planting kisses on John Wayne in “How Green was my Valley.” A little overexposed in this photo, very cool anyway

[Jim @GrandpaJeem]

@Jennifer55gt Good men are usually abundant in our National Parks. Burley, physical guys are drawn to the great outdoors. Get a job doing the valet parking at the lodge. “Hey, handsome. You want me to park your car in my lot?” is a great ice-breaker.

[Jim @GrandpaJeem]

@surotinrww My dad was there once in 1944. He was traveling as a heavily-armed tourist. I had my guys check you out. You’re Beatrice, Queen Consort of King Reinhardt of Bavaria. You’re quite beautiful, you know.

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@Georgia_07os Gremlin

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@lilybxjd Exceptional. Put them in the light.

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@Emma_224vi Hershey

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@Shaheenjxlw No. This is my live-in gourmet chef, Estelle. She is great. For breakfast: Rice Krispies and Jujubes, lunch: it was either thin soup or rain water from an old tire, dinner: ketchup sandwiches and Vanilla Wafers. $12k per week. Worth it.

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@Jennifer55gt Sorry. You can’t be from Ohio any more. Trump traded Ohio to Israel to get Miami back. Ohio residents are being sent to colonies in the Judean Hills to grow grapes and make wine. But ya gotta have shorter hair, wear camo, and carry an assault rifle, once you’re deported.