Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, MD

call 1-800-DOCTORB! The extra 'B' is for Bargain!

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, MD @GrandpaReis]

We now have but one choice. We must face the long dark of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs, in the deep places of the world.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

BUTELRIAN JIHAD HAS BEEN CALLED

DESTROY THE THINKING MACHINES

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, MD @GrandpaReis]

@Robbie_Dowd24 @NoEscalators

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, MD @GrandpaReis]

@Directhim @BearsNoContext

[Chase Denton @ChaseDenton_]

Pretty ironic actually 👀😭

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, MD @GrandpaReis]

@John_Fanta Go white Sox

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

This is incredible.

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

The Chicago White Sox are fun for the first time in a long time. Man, can they hit. Top 5 in OPS & HR. They’ve taken over 1st and done it without Murakami right now. Vargas, Colson Montgomery, Peters all stepping up. Will they bolster the pitching staff at deadline? Feisty team!

[Josefine @josefine_wi]

Wisconsin math

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, MD @GrandpaReis]

@sportsmockery This is a shared view of both white Sox and brewers fans

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Pope Leo has urged priests to not to use AI to write their sermons:

“Like all the muscles in the body, if we do not use them, if we do not move them, they die. The brain needs to be used, so our intelligence must also be exercised a little so as not to lose this capacity.”

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, MD @GrandpaReis]

@espn This is my body, which is given for you. Do this in remembrance of me.

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

Jake Paul's next opponent has been announced. Paul will fight dementia ridden
Corrado "Junior" Soprano in early spring 2026. He is looking for an easy comeback fight after getting knocked the fuck out by Anthony Joshua

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, MD @GrandpaReis]

@nickwatts This man has never been to Appleton, WI. Most bars open by 8 or 9

[JJ @revengeofJJ]

taps the sign

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, MD @GrandpaReis]

@Trey_Explainer That’s Marquette Michigan

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, MD @GrandpaReis]

@Trey_Explainer Make a pit stop in Milwaukee

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

I have successfully ratioed the Chicago Cubs.

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Illinois has the literal Mandate of Heaven.