Grandpa Scuffles

[Grandpa Scuffles @GrandpaScuffles]

@jdalrymple - A lil late to the party... But the USA is Canada's Shorts not America's Hat... Mexico are our socks.

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Sitting with 20-something's... And the lack of responsible STI protection is shameful.

#DemolitionMan

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If 30 is the new 20, does that mean 20 is the new Teen's... And if so... Can I still sleep with them?!?

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Twerk'n... Practised amongst the young and young @ heart. They might not be old... But they are too old to Twerk.

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SoulToSqueeze... Babe. Stop. I'm not even old enough to appreciate. Decades away... Twerk'n wasn't a thing yet.

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BTW - If you don't know the words... Don't fake it... We can tell what you're doing, k guys?!?

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Dear 20 yr old babe. This song is a golden oldie for Gen Y. Enjoy the booz'n get your twerk'n off me. Plenty-o nobes oot there 4 u 2 infect.

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Thank You! @JacksonPublic @DocHammer

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Dame you @atpfm!!! Optia - Apparitions - my new nemesis! No cheating. But tempted. 2 Days later. :(

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@siracusa - Sometimes you just have an awesome set-up and a top row is enough. How many Apps do you need?!?

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When beauty out-ways brains, my night is over.

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As suspicious as a Nun squatting in a cucumber field.

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@xaviertoby #hatespeech #brat #shitfist #troll Nice diatribe you hateful, spoiled brat. You make personal attacks while hiding in anonymity

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Paranoid about the parents of the World: the Police, Government, actual adults, thinking less of me.

"Smoking weed everyday!"- Dr. Dre

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Just saw two men share a urinal...
#bro's
#love

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Seriously! Have I become a cautionary tale?

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If I shit at work 99% of the time, doesn't that mean I should only buy toilet paper 1% of the time?

@robshouse

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The music is so broad that you'd love to know the Math behind it.

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Why are spider webs scarier in Australia?!?

#killyou

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I have to be Drunk and or Stoned, to believe I am being, truly, honest!

#PossibleGrammaticalErrors