A Gremlin Called Kelsey

Your grandpa and I can quote the same films.| She/her, 29| Married to my soulmate🥰 | if you’re not using your white privilege to amplify BIPOC voices fuck off.

[A Gremlin Called Kelsey @GrandpasCinema]

St. Vincent: “thank you to my beautiful wife, Leah, our beautiful daughter”
Me:

[A Gremlin Called Kelsey @GrandpasCinema]

@StarsIsButch

[Stars ✨ @StarsIsButch]

@ghost_facerider Ooh do mine next!

[A Gremlin Called Kelsey @GrandpasCinema]

@bluerequiems Highly recommend if you’ve not read it yet!

[Ben Deutsch @BenLikesMovies]

LORNE MICHAEL is the new Barbenheimer.

[Chappell Roan Now @ChappellRoanNow]

i can hear your southern drawl 100,000 miles away…

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

on her side. yes. bringing a savory person a sweet breakfast is a sign you don't love them

[syd🐇 @COSMlCSYD]

who’s gonna tell her that her song is literally being played in SPACE

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

[tröll grl ⎕ @trollgxrl]

Posting a pic with ur legs open and captioning it “what she order? Fish fillet” is actually INSANEEEE

[milt the music man @hthaze]

STOP LYING I KNOW TODAYS THE LYING DAY BUT IN GULLIBLE AS FUCK PLEASE DONT LIE TO ME TODAY

[Gavin @PrimaryCinema]

When the Kermit float passes by you during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade:

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I did well on my winter finals, so in therapy I asked if I could crack a celebratory geode. therapist says "we absolutely cannot do that" but I was already pulling a geode out my bag so now he's cracking up. You're laughing?? I'm inviting you to a geode party and you're laughing

[༒⛧𝕽𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗⛧༒ @nek0tyn]

Vérifie tes placards, sous ton lit et dans tes murs (c'est pas une blague)

[Tomii 💅 @KennyOd541]

Cute until you get rushed to a hospital

[Stars ✨ @StarsIsButch]

Robinavitch count your fucking days

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

My brilliant editors love my book 🥲 Can’t wait to get it into your hands (or ears, as the case may be!)

[mcvadi shady facts @bratvadi]

and they said women cant get other women pregnant!!!!