What I imagine his Daily schedule looks like in 6 years:
Wake up:
Krispy crème donuts
Walk around his 12-million-dollar house
Noon:
Drink a few beers on his deck and eat a pound of beef.
Afternoon:
Roll up to the clubhouse in his jacked-up Ford Raptor and drive over a group of protesting San Francisco natives.
Drink another beer
Evening:
Go pump out absolute GAS
@the_det_times If he isn’t a white Sox after Sunday they clearly picked him up to steal signs and that’s why they are raking. AJ hinch prolly didn’t change anything with how they do it.
@the_det_times@beckjason Somebody needs to get on his ass. And tell him to quit lollygagging. Easiest 13 mill he’s ever earned in his life. Another Harris terrible decision.
EVERY SINGLE YANKEES ACQUISITION HAS HAD A NIGHTMARE DEBUT AS DOVAL GIVES UP THE HIT TO XAVIER EDWARDS AND JOSE CABALLERO MAKES A BACK BREAKING ERROR ALLOWING THE MARLINS TO TIE THIS GAME AT TWELVE IN THE NINTH