Granite

12 years old. Professional biscuit maker. 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ~~~ She/her (my landlord’s pronouns are he/him)~~~ cousin of @dew3ycat

[Granite @Granit3cat]

Raise a paw if you’re an antifascist 🐾

[Granite @Granit3cat]

Zzzzzzzzzzz

[Dewey Cat @dew3ycat]

Standin tall as I can on mombs roommate bed

[Granite @Granit3cat]

Sometimes I like to rest my claws directly on my landlord’s neck, just to remind him that I’m the one who’s in charge here.

[Granite @Granit3cat]

I met one of my cousins today. She’s a weird looking cat.

[Granite @Granit3cat]

Fuck you @grok

[Granite @Granit3cat]

I love committing tax fraud <3

[Granite @Granit3cat]

Meow

[Granite @Granit3cat]

I’m so fast not even the camera can catch me

[Granite @Granit3cat]

Guys I’m starting to suspect there might be something wrong about this lobster

[Granite @Granit3cat]

From top to bottom: purr pop that my landlord cut up because he thought that might make me like it, wet food that I only ate half of, water bowl, kibble from this morning, and water fountain (I like to have multiple options)

[Granite @Granit3cat]

I decided that I was going to do something nice for my landlord and wake him up by making biscuits on his face. Instead of showing appreciation for such a kind gesture he started to act like I was clawing at his face or something 😾

[Genevieve France @lilyfrance72]

Hiya enjoy your new life. You will need to start training your landlord 🤭🤭🤭

[Helen Fish @HelenFi47049436]

New friend! #catsontwitter

[Dewey Cat @dew3ycat]

Granny now has an account, follow @Granit3cat !!

[Granite @Granit3cat]

No one else does any god damn work around here

[Granite @Granit3cat]

@LucySkinnyjeans Thank you!! Nice to meet you too Lucy!

[Granite @Granit3cat]

Hello everyone. My name is Granite, but you can call me Granny. I’m about 12 years old and was abandoned outside a shelter last March. I moved out 3 days ago and so far I am loving my new apartment, although my landlord is a bit clingy (I do enjoy the free pets though)