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generally a genius

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@brougher1 @padee62 Its only 12 years...I have pants that have seen 4 world cups

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@padee62 It's the tagline for nelms lager as well. Which would essentially be advertising alcohol on the strip. Which you can't sell to under 18s....

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@ScotsmanSport We reserve all options that include penalty to the old firm or 20 mins added time when the old firm are losing

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Just gave her a haircut. She seemed OK with it when she was getting a photo, now won't come within 10 feet of me. Which is good, cos the haircut looks good from this far away.

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Pretty sure police scotland were carrying out illegal searches on minors today outside Dens. When I asked, I was told if the parents don't come to the match, then children can be searched. That can't be right....

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@jakemartyn73 Surely the last team to stop hearts winning the league was hearts? They do it every 40 years i believe

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@rossscanlan93 @grayzerpaul Ok

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@rossscanlan93 @grayzerpaul Now I am just thinking of something really stupid to say so you can understand it. Unfortunately, I dont have your experience at it

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@padee62 @brougher1 Is that not just a bawbag and a bag of baws?

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@rossscanlan93 @grayzerpaul Yeah... expect. He also expected to win tonight. But looking like a tit is not really a problem, it's better than looking like a twat

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@grayzerpaul No, I think you are right. They are bastards who will send him back just to make me look bad. Bastards

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@grayzerpaul Of course, they might let him go back after tomorrow, then I will look a right tit...

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@Rhutchison9 The keeper on maeda? Can't see why that wasn't given. Player first then the ball. My theory,which is definitely conspiracy related is that the beaton is a hun, dallas on var is a tim....... no evidence, just a rumour I don't mind starting

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@Rhutchison9 I would imagine i have seen 100 softer penalties than the one last night, and 100 worse than that not given. The one thing I would say is that motherwell were never getting that in the 98th minute, and that's where the problem lies

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@Rhutchison9 The night before, a controversial pen effectively relegated st mirren. A year ago a controversial pen effectively relegated the farmers. This controversial penalty makes a lit less difference, but suddenly the world is interested...

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@DensParkChoir I don't think i was wrong though....still dont

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After securing our spl status, it would seem the right time to apologise for the things I said about Pressley. I won't tho, I still don't think he was, or is the right man. Some of the performances this season have been horrible. Especially derbies.

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@brougher1 Oasis tribute band....

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Although I am not sure what gandy means

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Thankfully they put a gandy key in the top right so we all know what green amber and red look like.....