Grant Allen

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Grant Allen @GrantAllenMTB]

What a time to alive!
Between Mitch McConnell's residency in the hospital and @doublethreatpal's residency in my heart ❤️, today is a great day in Kentucky.

[Iran Embassy in Thailand ☫ @IranInThailand]

A wise man once said, "Open the strait or I will covfefe".
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Uh Oh Finellio @UhOhFinellio]

@MeidasTouch

[Grant Allen @GrantAllenMTB]

I've just moved to NoMad and I am overwhelmed by the food options. There is a Michelin-starred restaurant on my block and Shake Shack delivers here I am LIVING.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

“We’d rather have our employees freeze and lie to our customers than let them cover the precious uniform.”

This company is in Ohio. Winter temps hit below zero regularly.

[Craic Boi Mental @craicboimental]

Lol nerds

[Andrew Knox @SoftKnox]

(With no understanding of Europe)
Looks like the pope is single!

[Grant Allen @GrantAllenMTB]

Panic attack on choo choo train

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

one of the most "quiet part loud" instances I've ever seen
https://t.co/E7lzqrfvu1

[Grant Allen @GrantAllenMTB]

"Vote blue no matter who!!" fuck off give me leftist (or at least progressive) nominees cause these do-nothing moderate Democrats are just watching the repubs take us back to the 40s and shrugging
We really had to go with Joe Biden!? That was our guy!???

[Alex Thompson @AlexThomp]

Biden is unlikely to take up the bold steps to protect women's right to have an abortion that Democratic lawmakers have called for in recent days, reports @nanditab1 and @TrevorNews
https://t.co/bntpYpbaPp

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Barely barrel-aged https://t.co/5bTsYFZjfR

[Grant Allen @GrantAllenMTB]

I know corporations love to commodify social justice but like good lord what is this

[Joe Farley @JoeBFarley]

This is the cleanest Waffle House I've ever seen.

[Crazy Frog Out of Context @CrazyFrogInfo]

Crazy Frog has died.

[Grant Allen @GrantAllenMTB]

@Starbucks I'd love to try to unionize a starbucks!

[Tracking Biden From The Left @BidenTracking]

They added a 5.5 to the y axis to make the economic growth seem larger.

[Becca Rose @itsbecrose]

if only he had been around for the Obama administration