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[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

Today our nation lost an American icon. Dolly Parton stood on the global stage for many decades and helped define the cultural image of our nation. Dolly was an Ambassador for American music and entertainment. She will be missed, but her legacy will continue. May she rest in peace.

[U.S. Ambassador to the Republic of South Africa @USAmbRSA]

The Government of South Africa rolls out the red carpet for Iran’s Deputy Foreign Minister, while Deputy President Mashatile is in Beijing deepening ties with China. Pretoria calls this "non-alignment." We call it what it is: a choice. The South African people deserve an honest conversation about who their government is choosing to stand with. #NotSoNonAligned

[James Cleverly🇬🇧 @JamesCleverly]

So the ministers who haven’t seen the Defence Investment Plan thinks it’s great.

And

The ministers who have seen the Defence investment Plan thought it was so bad they resigned! https://t.co/rZTzJ5vt9W

[John Healey @JohnHealey_MP]

My letter to the Prime Minister

[Department of State @StateDept]

Ideological conditioning and two-tiered policing are glaring symptoms of civilizational decline. They must be rejected across the West.

The United States sends our condolences to the family of Henry Nowak and the people of the United Kingdom at this troubling time.

[Conscious Caracal 🇿🇦 @ConCaracal]

Recently it was exposed that the Chamber of Mines kept a report secret since 2015 that found that only 46 black "entrepreneurs" got 60% of 155 - 282 billion rand in "Black Economic Empowerment (BEE) deals.

This is what Ramaphosa is so desperately defending.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 TRUMP ABSOLUTELY COOKS THE BBC 🫳🏼🎤

TRUMP: “Who are you with?”

REPORTER: “BBC”

Trump: “The ones that are being sued now for $5 BILLION dollars… You with BBC? They’re another FAKE outfit!”

“BBC, you mean the ones that put AI in my mouth? The ones that added me to saying a statement that they now admit was not true? The ones that put terrible words in my mouth and then had to admit that it was fake?”

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

You can't fault Labour's work ethic. They've done more damage to this country in just two years than the Tories managed in fourteen.

[Willem Petzer @willempet]

The fact that Media24 is willing to lose R1 million EVERY DAY, is very telling of how much it's worth to them to control the narrative.

Yet, it is now becoming so bad even they can't afford it anymore.

We are the Media now.

Full story:
https://t.co/BaWELEiidJ

[Allison Pearson @AllisonPearson]

I must say I expected Reform to demolish Labour and Conservatives on 7 May.
But seeing it actually happen has a great purging clarity.
Democracy is amazing, isn’t it? It humbles the haughty. It silences the sanctimonious.

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

Reminder: even though nearly half of New England is conservative/Republican, Democrats have gerrymandered the GOP to zero house seats in the entire region.

[Acclaimed Journalist @Jonathan_Witt]

Murder on the timeline, Worker’s Day edition.

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

It's getting harder and harder to listen to @Keir_Starmer giving statements about anti-Semitic attacks over my repeated shouting of "f*** off" at the telly.

[Grant Davison 🎗 @GrantDSA]

The 'sauces' rather than 'sources'.

[Goosey @Goosey30111568]

My Sauces in No10.

Tell me.

'It's fucking Carnage. Absolute Carnage'.
He's done for'.

The Party is Over.

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Marketing director submitted a ticket saying her MacBook Pro was "running too hot" and she needed the newest model.

I checked the asset lifecycle. It has two years left.

I told her no.

An hour later, a new ticket: "Accidental coffee spill. Device destroyed."

She brought it to my desk, practically skipping.

I told her we process accidental damage under the Emergency Continuity Protocol.

She asked what that means.

I handed her a seven-pound Dell Latitude from 2016.

I explained that continuity laptops are issued until the original device's lifecycle expires.

In 2026.

She stared at the bezel. It's an inch thick.

She asked if she could just have her sticky MacBook back.

I said no, it's a biohazard.

She cried.

My SLA remains perfect.

[Magda Wierzycka @Magda_Wierzycka]

Time has come for an update on SA petrol, diesel and jet fuel. We have no strategic reserves. What’s next and by when. Food chain disruption, load shedding, water supply issues - how soon? How many weeks?

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Keir Starmer’s turning up to take credit for the US-Iran ceasefire.

[Christopher Wipper @SGTWipper1Each]

Why do French military vehicles have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the front lines.

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

French Troops have arrived in Greenland to help train locals how to surrender to the U.S.

[Rory Duncan @RoryDuncan1966]

South Africa is doing naval exercises with Iran, China, and Russia. They're bringing the boats. South Africa is only supplying the water. What utter retards.