Grant

Shit tweets

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

Please, it is your duty as an American to look all of these up:

-Operation Northwood
-Tuskegee Experiments
-Operation Mockingbird
-Operation Paperclip
-Project MK-Ultra
-FBI letter to MLK (tw su*cide!!!!)

And you fucking wonder why we don’t learn that shit in school.

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

My bitch wife: Bare feet? Bare fucking feet?!?!? At my father’s funeral? Even just socks would have been better than bare feet

Me, smugly, freeing one ear from my gaming headset: they’re called “paws”, my love. And there’s not a set hands/feet distinction within most species

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

You’ve heard of working from home…… get ready for homing from work. I am at my desk sawing logs in my Snuggie idgaf

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

Your girl calls me The Gales of November because I be cummin early🗣️💯

It hurts my feelings

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

The genie: you know you can wish for DIFFERENT things right? Like you can wish for something else completely new. this is your last wish, use it wisely

My POV .001 second later for the third time that day:

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

Whenever I have to slowly press the brake I always just use my big toe and I think about this scene every time I do it

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

Christiano LeBronaldo

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Arbitrators have ruled Marc Lore and Alex Rodriguez over Glen Taylor as the next majority ownership group of the Minnesota Timberwolves, Lore and Rodriguez told ESPN. The NBA’s Board of Governors now have to approve Lore and Rodriguez.

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

@LucaWillauer Stfu bro go get some ham and egg pizza

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

Gangnam Style might actually be the greatest song ever released. I don’t give a fuck bro that shit absolutely RIPS, talk about a timeless banger

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

I’m not for breaking into family homes to steal things only to dispose of them, but if someone wrote a song about me that said my soul is “an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable” I would fuck up everyone’s day too

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

Pirating website public chats might be the most discriminatory corner of the internet, the slur to any-other-word ratio has gotta be like 2:1

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

Everytime I’m in the streets, I hear HAWK HAWK HAWK HAWK hawk tuah, spit on that thang !

Just a little Friday fun for y’all! Have a blessed weekend guys 😃👍🏼

GrantDavis31 out

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

Me hitting the nastiest move on the imaginary defender as I enter my bedroom

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

Just got a god tier verification code, had to share

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

Peanut? Yeah it does both of those things

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

If “misdirection” was a person, would they be Ms. Direction or Mr. Ection?

What am I even doing. I have a degree. I don’t recognize myself most days

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

Horseflies? Ummmmm I’m pretty sure they gallop…..

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

Me when I’m the imposter

[❦ @sandrrrsss]

oh no girl u gon have to take this one up with god

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

Googling “Slovenian slurs” at Cowboy Jack’s

[Grant @GrantDavis31]

I have been listening to 679 by Fetty Wap since 2015 and I literally just found out (may 25 2024) the lyrics are “and I got this sewed up” and not “and I got the soda”

Don’t care, not adjusting a god damn thing for you snowflake liberals