Grant Rennell

[Grant Rennell @GrantRennell]

I know somebody who works on a beauty magazine

She's in charge of head lines

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[Grant Rennell @GrantRennell]

I've been debating with friends over what is the best ever US crime drama

It's come down to The Wire

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I don't do crosswords or wordsearches

I'm off-grid

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@Son_Of_Ray Control yourself

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@Son_Of_Ray 😔

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@Son_Of_Ray Surely it would be mouldy by now?

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"I heard a rumour that the lead singer of The Police reckons he's very good at archery"

"Boasting?"

"That's what he calls himself, allegedly"

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[Grant Rennell @GrantRennell]

"What do you want on your pizza?"

"Hot honey?"

"Yes I am a bit warm, darling."

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[Grant Rennell @GrantRennell]

"Can you keep an eye on my dog for me?"

"No sweat"

"Yes, and his paws are a bit soggy, too"

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Apparently a beefeater at the Tower of London turned away a delivery from a farmer

He said it wasn't his fort hay

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A mate deals with any technical issues I have with my YouTube stream

He's my cam pain manager

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[Grant Rennell @GrantRennell]

"I know a great place to go for a burger"

"Meaty?"

"Or your lunch, it's up to you"

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Hobsession
#ASongOrMovieForKitchenEquipment

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@Son_Of_Ray Doing the Neutron Dance?

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I've been reading about a bovine animal that's traditionally transported via rivers

It's the Boat Ox

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"I'm hoping it'll be nice and quiet at the football final tonight"

"No chants!"

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@MrBonMot Bob's Full House?

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I found Project Hail Mary hard to watch

It's sol destroying

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[Grant Rennell @GrantRennell]

Check out my YouTube channel about organisms that live on rocks

Lichen subscribe!

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My mate can sort green and black into different containers

He knows how to part tea

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