Grant Sauerkraut

I'm Grant.

[Grant Sauerkraut @GrantSauer4]

If the numbers don't add up, you get clapped up, my G

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It took bro 1500 hours to realize crypto is a Ponzi scheme???

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Max Azzarello, the man who set himself on fire outside the courthouse of the Donald Trump trial says he did 1500 hours of research to learn:

“We live in a secret kleptocracy. That's when the government gets taken over by con artists whose only job is to steal from the public”

“Wanna learn the biggest secret in the world? In March 2023, sketchy billionaire Peter Thiel (Former CEO of PayPal & first outside investor of Facebook) started a bank run. I did 1500 hours of research and I learned all their rotten secrets. The big one is the cryptocurrency is history's first planetary multi-trillion Ponzi scheme.

That's an economic doomsday device and when that Ponzi goes insolvent, as all Ponzis must, we'll get the worst economic collapse in world history. And every powerful person you can think of is in on it. Wanna know why everything gets worse and more expensive? That's because we live in a secret kleptocracy. That's when the government gets taken over by con artists whose only job is to steal from the public.

And I hope you know this is wonderful news because now that the public knows about the secret kleptocracy, they get to abolish their criminal government.

Start a f***** revolution. Start a f***** revolution. Start a f***** revolution. You've got nothing to lose”

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Is anyone else feeling the sting of this red chili pepper 🌶️ shortage? Or just me? #MakeFoodSpicyAgain

These are dark times folks. Time to hunker down and just try to get through.

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About once a month (if that) I visit Chipotle. Every time I get the exact same order and every time the price I pay is different. Sometimes higher, sometimes lower. How is a guy to budget effectively when that occurs???

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It’s not inflation, it’s motivation 😤

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@ODaleCapital Thank you bestie 🥰

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@ODaleCapital Sounds like a pyramid scheme 🤔

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“You would make a really good Santa cosplay!”

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@ODaleCapital Just, uh, checking in 🧐

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@ODaleCapital Dnt apologize 4 ur #GRIND playa 😤💰💸

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Loving seeing the pro-twitter tweets on my TL. I’ve been saying for years that Twitter is the superior social media platform. But let’s be real, it’s a very low bar.

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@ryanodale Well, if you’ll recall, Sauron had to craft multiple rings (20 to be precise). 3 for the Elven-kings, 7 for the Dwarf-lords, 9 for mortal men, and 1 ring to rule them all. You’ll have to consult with “Big S” for further details.

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UPDATE: the most abused words are “Scientist,” “Study,” and “News.” Apparently everyone has a sibling/relative that is a scientist that’s performed a study over literally every topic. WUT.

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"Savage" is the most abused word of today. People will order a chopped salad with extra dressing talking about "that's a savage salad"...WUT

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“It’s not a competition” is something losers say...and guess what bubba...when we eat at Waffle House IT’S ALWAYS A COMPETITION! #AllStarBreakfast #Hoggy

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Wow, it’s 7:30pm and still bright enough to toss the pigskin. Gotta love that!

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@ODaleCapital Invest in local businesses and contribute to the velocity of money 🤗

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@ryanodale Start a finance tik tok

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There have been numerous studies which present contradictory evidence on this highly debated subject. However, I would just like to know...are eggs (including yolks) good for you?

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@ryanodale Speaking of overused, I was thinking of Zoom backgrounds. It’ll be fireplaces and snow globes everywhere!

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@FinanceFuccboi Saving this one...for legal purposes.

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@FinanceFuccboi If you’re going to quote Buffet, at least tag the man 🙄