mike

[DAMI𖤐NPRIE$✞🧎🏼‍♀️ @DamianPRIEST_]

awful lot of cough syrup gotta b the worst brand out rn lol that shit so trash

[jujubee 📇 @snaiImaiI]

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING CARD THROWING MACHINE? Where’s the fucking card throwing machine, dude?”

“Dude, Wee Man, I would NEVER use a card throwing machine on you.”

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Yeah bro you have to visit Austin. You can pay $40 for a food truck entree and eat it at a picnic table with flies everywhere. Misters spray water all over your food it’s 100 degrees

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Thank you for everything, A.J. 💚

[💽 @gum_mp3]

https://t.co/sQha3SbmNe

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[aimee @firelordaimee]

a very go fucking birds to all who celebrate

[Bex @BexMix_41]

you embarrassed us in kelly green
you embarrassed us in the all blacks

do NOT embarrass us in front of Sully & Mike Wazowski

[⁷ @zayonsocial]

This shit will decide my mental health for the next week

[mike @GrantedLucky]

@austinabbott Dak or Fields?

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[DJ Polesmoker Returns @YungStinker]

They call me omega 3 the way I need a fatty and some acid

[bob @kingbob1629]

while ya'll was in ap history i had a AP making history

[RB (Ringless Bitch) @RyB_311]

They ain’t even need him they just wanted to fuck ppl over I respect this

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

We crying and taking a week off of work

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Them Lu Dorts 3’s will make you stop watching basketball