Jillian

If you’re hot and insane you can do anything ✨

[Jillian @Grape_Jilly]

Just made some buffalo spinach artichoke dip @chrissyteigen . The good news is that it is amazing, the bad news is that i will happily suffer through indigestion for the next 48 hours

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

i could never be hannah montana because i would take one hit of a joint at a party, turn to the person closest to me, and immediately go “i neeeeeeed to tell u something”

[greg @greg16676935420]

You have 3 months left homeless people

[martha @mxmsworld]

DUMMMPPPP HIMMMMMM. You won’t die. Dumppopppppp him. God. Dump him then go pick up a hobby, learn to cook new meals, learn a new skill, change your hair, go on a solo trip, relocate if it’s that serious but Jesus Christ dump that man you will be FINE. Urgh

[austin @jesuissupreme]

That man liking your insta stories will not provide for you in the cold months ahead

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

it seems like nobody wants to run through an airport and ask a woman to stay anymore

[thenoasletter news and updates @thenoasletter]

i like that sabrina carpenter is a horny little polly pocket, the rest of you are boring

[trash jones @jzux]

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no family. no friends. no groom. just me eating a big cake

[Pitbull @pitbull]

All my #PowerfulWomen, y'all deserve the throne. Keep your head up and stay strong daleee

[Justin Kirkland @justinkirkland4]

Everyone criticizing Princess Kate’s photoshop job needs to calm down. She’s going through so much right now—for example, she’s dead.

[Chino @ThatAsianDood_]

New year, new me.. better ingredients, better pizza, BETTER BITCHES, BETTER MONEY, MY SHOES BETTER, MY CLOTHES BETTER, I WORK HARDER!!!

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Leaving the house on Black Friday doesn’t endanger your life these days like it used to

[Jillian @Grape_Jilly]

It’s November 9th why are there already Black Friday sales. You people are ruining the sanctity of Black Friday

[Jillian @Grape_Jilly]

I need to know @hellotefi ‘s reaction to Bad Bunny’s insta story. I was on a roller coaster

[Jillian @Grape_Jilly]

In reference to the hit song, A Little Bit Longer

[Jillian @Grape_Jilly]

As a medical professional I feel like I can now say that Nick Jonas and I were both being a bit dramatic in 2008

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/yZJFd1RxbO

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

Me: What makes ventricular tachycardia super?

Attending: What?

Me: You know, super ventricular tachycardia? What makes it super?

Attending: Do you think SVT stands for super ventricular tachycardia?

Me: …..no?….

[bella @Anabeeellle_xo]

when ya friends keep u grounded >