Rolo McFlurry

AKA Jimmy Rolo

Conceived at a flea market
Wrestling & Stuff
Habitual couch sleeper
#1 ranked ClayFighter in the world, you can't prove I'm not. 🍳

[Rolo McFlurry @grape_soda]

I have decided to legally change my name to Dick Dancer

[Triple Hausen’s Thoughts 💭 @TripleHHHPaulL]

The year is 2026 and we just got the best Arn Anderson quote of all time.

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i liked when spidey rubbed his two spidussies together and made em squirt 😩

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Who up spidering they man?

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@AntifaScapegoat Carrot top on the juice is hilarious off rip

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@phosphor_glow Tank top jones ova hea

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@ShanksterIRL @SlothFruitIII Shit from a butt

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@JustinWhang I'm from boston tho

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Boobie Feaster? That's just Bryan Quinby

[USC Football ✌️ @uscfb]

First college practice for Boobie Feaster today 👀😤

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@everymovieplug Korn did it first

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@NotDrDeath It looks terrific and i'd need a nap in the booth

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She wasn't the only one, Wes Scantlin. I hate you too

[✞ 𝕬𝖗𝖙 ✞ @art_is_found]

puddle of mudd blurry mtv spring break 2002

this video is a perfect encapsulation of everything that's been stolen from us

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@salemscrucible They adopted you like a bodega cat, it's beautiful

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@MangiTime It happens I'm stealing that piggy animatronic because I am (not unlike Kermit) a freaky frog

[David Cronenberg’s The Hot Chick @Lokeigh_]

This is my favorite post. He’s right. This is the kind of thinking that makes a Jeopardy champion, folks. Take notes and act accordingly.

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@BronxBmbrz Cameraman knows to keep his eye on the ball

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Couldn't do it, too scary

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Off to an appointment to learn how to catheter myself! Wish me (and my urethra) luck!

[P A N D A @panda6967]

Name a fat guy with aura: