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I'm listening to the voices in my head and I've come to realize that they are having more fun than me. I'm gonna go join them for a few drinks

[Skip @Grassroller]

Love to bring up their black ancestry when they are trying to prove they are not racist. Any other time it’s “ I no black “

[M_ttamara @M_ttamara]

Kenny: “the racist text message was real and I did say a statement where I generalized but I’ve dated black women before, I have black ancestry, I’m Dominican” in extended clip he said “to use this against me is unfair”

[P @theogpooh]

We in a dookiedemic and I don’t see toilet paper flying off the shelves like during Covid???

[Mal @UtdMaI]

The World Cup has reached a point where I genuinely don’t care who wins anymore.

Just eliminate Argentina.

[Skip @Grassroller]

My friend is there. I’m so jealous 😭

[BEYONCÉ LEGION @BeyLegion]

BBEYONCÉ has joined JAY-Z on stage at Yankee Stadium for his first night of #JAYZ30 shows.

[Saint Shannon @shannon_sense]

This not being on is why the kids don't know shit

[Skip @Grassroller]

Ugh! The game I wanted to see and I’m missing it.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Egyptian keeper just saved an equalizing penalty shot from Messi, and the Egyptian commentator lost his mind 😂

[Skip @Grassroller]

😂😂

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Now why would Mariah’s kids make a video with this sound? 😭

[sweet cheese, rotten soldier @tastiestofnoms]

American regional accents must be protected at all costs.

[g @34rths]

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS IN JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO HOT TO BE DOING ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

Rest in peace to the woman who played the most despicable daughter in cinema history and thank you for inspiring the funniest monologue in Designing Women.

[King Dominu$👑 @KlNGDOMlNUS]

You just had to be there…

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

It’s raining because NYC needs a rest.

Feels like we’ve been outside for 15 business days straight lol

[ηαdι. @luvblessingz]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama got emotional in a recent interview recalling how he used to read letters from Americans all over the country.

And then I got emotional remembering how presidents used to be able to read.

[Skip @Grassroller]

I loved this show

[Skip @Grassroller]

I mean if it’s his wife she probably not doing all the housework. Someone is hired. However, the everyday housewife isn’t sitting at home doing nothing. 😒 and if I push your big head ass children out then I reserve the right to do nothing anyway.

[Jack @Jackkk]

LeBron James says he couldn't date a stay at home woman

“I think personally me today, if I was not in a relationship, I could not have a stay at home woman”

“For me, who I am at 40 and what I got going on, just coming home and seeing somebody sitting on the couch every day just chilling, that wouldn't float for me”

[Skip @Grassroller]

Why would you put Trump and not the mayor? He completely ruined the day when he showed up and we lost that game! You deserve every lashing I’m sure you’re receiving.

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

New York, this one's for you 🗽

[Sougo 13 (総悟 13) @K8Sune]

@SInow Fixed it:

[Stephanie ॐ @StephBKNY]

In Mamdani’s NYC, we’re all family, don’t believe the lies