The Great Gatsby

I’m just here so I don’t get fined, dying costs money you know. On a life long quest to find out why a pyramid in Africa is on every US dollar.

[The Great Gatsby @GravesTyler]

The quickest way to find happiness is through responsibility, if you refuse to take responsibility for your actions no matter how much bs you fill your life with you’ll always fall short. It may not hit you today or tomorrow but it will hit you, and good luck dealing with it.

[The Great Gatsby @GravesTyler]

@autochipin AD6, let’s ride.

[New York Post @nypost]

Fauci privately warned of miscarriage risk linked to COVID vaccine while publicly claiming no issues, newly released texts show https://t.co/AfpDs6lhZ9

[The Great Gatsby @GravesTyler]

@DijonaiVictoria This is a parody response right… right???

[Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee]

All-time Marty & McGee moment this morning. God Bless @OriginalWD40.

[Nicky Smokes @nickysmokess]

You know your wife absolutely rocks if you can rip a joke like this in your hall of speech and she laughs instead of getting sensitive.

[The Great Gatsby @GravesTyler]

@socialistbucks So instead of drinking the koolaid you really said fuck it ima chug it

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Akron’s head coach watching me dial up a fake punt after getting sacked 3 straight plays

[The Great Gatsby @GravesTyler]

@CarlosDDavis @theNFLchick Sadly I cannot hear text

[The Great Gatsby @GravesTyler]

The biggest issue in this whole conversation is acting as if absolutes are the only acceptable belief. Making this conversation black and white is the entire problem and you double downing on it shows you really never understood the gray and still don’t.

Forcing absolutes is cowardly.

[Grit Capital, Ancient God of Commerce @GritGrowthCap]

Oh man he’s gonna win isn’t he

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers are finalizing a trade for Detroit Tigers ace Tarik Skubal, sources tell ESPN.

[Kalshi Politics @KalshiPolitics]

JUST IN: New York Democrats introduce bill requiring 10% discounts on all items at self-checkout

[The Great Gatsby @GravesTyler]

Few rushes of dopamine I enjoy more than having a @ChickfilA employee say my pleasure.

[Sara Miller-Woods @Millerita]

One of the most heartbreaking things I ever witnessed was a nursing home staff tilting up an elderly woman’s bed at the window so her family on the sidewalk could wave to her before she died. But yeah, real bummer Fauci didn’t have to answer questions.

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

Elite edit

[The Great Gatsby @GravesTyler]

@TJLang70 In a balance sheet lead world the gravity of Mcafee is something sports media hasn’t seen before.

A punter is being blamed for the biggest 4 letters in sports laying people off.

Legacy will age him a lot better than common sentiment feels today, as it does will all greats.

[The Great Gatsby @GravesTyler]

@PatMcAfeeShow Big fan of this being your response to the heat, well played.

[The Great Gatsby @GravesTyler]

@TomPelissero @BrettKollmann Robots never die, remember that