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Big old dirty glass of lemonade

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Minister Tedz the musical.

Coming soon

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Is my rabbit a selfish wanker for not eating tomatoes?

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Remember special guest Will Smith will be at the show tonight (7% confirmed)

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If you wanna catch our live show tonight is cheap Tuesday!!!!!

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@AuntyDonnaBoys Jawsome

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@alldaychubbyboy Miso stupid (you)

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Lunch today? Bug bake

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I don’t care what fashion says, I’ll never give up my leather hood and tunic

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Oi how good is lurking

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Help! Our account’s been hacked by a goblin so please disregard some of our tweets if they’re a bit odd

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@snaxolotl I’d rather get chased by a Dracula than gobble that

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I used to eat glass to get out of school

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Does blood have gluten in it?

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If you got a $20 bill burn it and switch to bit coin

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Cheers for tha follow @fatmanscoop, glad to know you love our surreal comedy

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@alldaychubbyboy 'Allday's twice daily chook cook with black onion sauce featured regularly'

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Let's talk about #sex bay-bee https://t.co/oaeQAD8I0L

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Fuck I hate muggles

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Hugh Hefner may be dead, but I'm not #winning

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@TomThummer Bloom?

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I'd literally eat shit to avoid going to work on Monday (my job is drinking urine)