Gray Goth

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阴阳

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan

Sanji: Did you eat the dishes I made for the ladies?
Zoro: No, are you crazy? Why would I eat the dish? I ate the food!
Sanji: I'll kick your ass, you little-
Zoro: I'll smack your ass!
Sanji: (Taken aback) G-GET THE HELL OUT OF MY KITCHEN RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan

Zoro: Can you stop looking at me like that?
Sanji: Like what?
Zoro: Like I stole booze or something.
Sanji: (Pissed off) You literally have done it!
Zoro: I aksed you but you were sleeping.
Sanji: Genius fucking timing, Einstein!

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan

Zoro: Ussop, we won't talk about this. Okay?
Sanji: If you do, I'll kill you right away!
Luffy: (Barges in) Sanji! Zoro! I heard you guys are dating!
Ussop: I swear I didn't tell anyone!
Robin: So it's true~
Nami: I won the bet! Yay!

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan

Nami: How do you feel about the fact that Sanji almost married someone?
Zoro: Betrayed! Cheated on!
Nami: But he isn't your-
Zoro: Stabbed in the back!
Sanji: (Hands him booze) Drink this and stop being dramatic, shitty swordsman!
Zoro: Works everytime~

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan

Zoro: I want to talk to Zeff.
Sanji: About what?
Zoro: My future husband.
Sanji: Husband???
Zoro: Yes babe?
Sanji: Wha-?
Zoro: Huh?

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

@SanjiRoron0a I really like the idea! Specially with Yonji, Zoro's reaction would be so funny

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan
(The crew talking about their types)

Nami: Rich, very rich.
Ussop: Someone who listens to my stories.
Luffy: What about you Zoro?
Zoro: Strong, kind, light hair, weird eyebrows.
Sanji: I'll kill you, Marimo! You like my sister?
Zoro: And stupid.

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan

Robin: Thank you for the drink Cook-san!
Sanji: Anytime Robin-chwan!
Zoro: How come I only got water?
Sanji: Put your hair in it and make matcha yourself.
Zoro: You cut my hair last time you made matcha???
Sanji: Don't tell me you actually believed that...

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan

Sanji: Why everything you have come in 3? 3 piercings, 3 swords, 3 type of haki.
Zoro: No, I don't have 3 bottles of Sake...
Sanji: And you won't!
Sanji: (Lighting his cigarette, murmuring) I have to change my name.
Zoro: No you won't, stupid cook!

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan

Sanji: Oi, Marimo! You’re supposed to be keeping watch, not napping!
Zoro: I was meditating.
Sanji: Snoring counts as meditation now?
Zoro: I wasn't snoring!
Sanji: You’re lucky you’re cute when you sleep.
Zoro: What?
Sanji: Nothing! Go back to meditating!

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan

Zoro: (Slurring)
You ever notice the ship is quieter when it’s just you and me?
Sanji: (Puts a glass of water in front of him)You’re drunk.
Zoro: I'm not...
Sanji: Sleep it off, you're saying weird stuff.
Zoro: Not weird, just the truth...

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan

Sanji: How the hell did you end up on this side of island?
Zoro: I was following the wind.
Sanji: That’s not how directions work...
Zoro: Worked out fine. I found you, didn’t I?
Sanji: You’re impossible...

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan
(Babysitting with crew)

Sanji: Don’t let her near swords!
Zoro: Don’t let her near the stove!
Chopper: Where is she?
Luffy: (Swinging the kid around)She’s here, having fun!
Sanji & Zoro: PUT HER DOWN!
Luffy: Hahaha! You two just sounded like her parents.

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan
(Sanji takes a hit for Zoro)

Zoro: Don’t you ever do that again!
Sanji: Why? Because you need your cook?
Zoro: (Heavy, shakey breathing)
No. Because I can’t breathe right if you’re not okay.

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan
(A stranger in tavern leaning close to Sanji)

Flirty Guy: How about you ditch the crew and come with me?
Zoro: (Appearing silently behind him)
How about I slice you in half?
Nami: Oh, he’s mad.
Brook: This will be violent. Yohohoho!
Sanji: (Enjoys it silently)

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan
(Fixing a broken chair)

Sanji: Hold it still, damn it.
Zoro: I am holding it still. You’re shaking.
(After they're done, they sit on the chair experimentally. It creaks)
Zoro: If it breaks, I’m blaming you.
Sanji: I’ll bury you with it, moss bastard!

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan
(Zoro doesn't remember Sanji)

Sanji: You seriously don’t remember me?
Zoro: No, but I feel like I should.
Sanji: Maybe cause I’ve been cooking your damn meals for years?
Zoro: Or maybe cause my heart won’t shut up when I see you.
Sanji: (Covers his face)Idiot.

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan

Sanji: Figured you’d be out here.
Zoro: Couldn’t sleep.
Sanji: (Hands him a cup)
Don’t drop it. It’s hot.
Zoro: Couldn't you bring sake instead?
Sanji: Couldn't you say thanks instead of complaining?
Zoro: (Stays silent for a few seconds)Thanks, I guess...

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan
(Trimming Zoro’s hair)

Sanji: You sit still or I shave it all off.
Zoro: (Sits still)
Sanji: The very few times that you listen, are pretty good actually.
Zoro: Can I go bring my swords?
Sanji: I SAID NO!

[Gray Goth @GrayGoth]

#ゾロサン #Zosan
(Feast time. Sanji’s leaning on Zoro’s shoulder, drunk)

Sanji: (Loudly)
Y’know… if you weren’t such a pain in the ass, I’d kiss you right now.
Usopp: Oh, he’s gone.
Brook: Yohohoho~! Should I play romantic music?
Zoro: (Trying to keep a straight face)
Shut it!