Chris

Lawyer Mon-Fri. Marry people at weekends. Español & Disco enthusiast. Views those of Widdecombe & Pump. Wedding enquiries by DM/humanistchris on FB. #AuDHD

[Chris @Gray__Z]

Accidentally cut the fucking power lead on the lawnmower halfway through the cut. I am the real tool here. Anyway, off to B&Q if anyone wants anything.

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Top tune for cutting the grass, btw. Young Marco all day https://t.co/w5QHZmQjFJ

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@Jo_Caulfield I’m sorry to tell you, but he is legally obligated to do that when it’s mentioned.

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@NotoriousBAG_ Ceern W.

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@IanMars54800140 @allenanalysis That’s not how civil service works.

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@TrentPunchiiii @Investorbeaux @allenanalysis Same here in Scotland.

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@deborahcstewart @TennentsLager Superb 👏 that’s what I’m talking about!

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I can’t believe @TennentsLager didn’t set up a fan zone for the Tartan Army. Could’ve called it the Boston T Party

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@Ginger_Tucci You are LITERALLY an AMERICAN CITIZEN. What does he not understand!

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I am very allergic to them, but I deeply respect them and their way of life.

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Asking autistics, how do you feel about cats?

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@Autistic_Lauren I am allergic to them, but I deeply deeply respect them and their way of life.

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@Ginger_Tucci HERE WE

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@caro_psychonaut @Gabbrielxzn Social cues are not true indicators of intent or emotion. They’re bullshit.

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@NotoriousBAG_ @JulianCardillo @CityOfBoston @TartanArmyGroup Motherwell for this Bear.

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@ambergambler_ @Ginger_Tucci She’s actually pretty sound in real life, by the way.

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@erinldaly @TennentsLager True, Erin.

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@daft_laddie @TennentsLager Belter!

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@DermotMeagher @TennentsLager 😂 Love it

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@mickharkin68531 @TennentsLager Ah, sorry Mick. I should’ve been more specific in the original post.

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@mickharkin68531 @TennentsLager Boston.