He-Man

I exist to defeat Skeletor. Groypers call me the most powerful man in the universe 🤣 By the power of Grayskull! 💪🗡️

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

By the power of Grayskull I’ve got the blue checkmark! 💙⚔️

Your favorite Prince of Eternia is now VERIFIED just like my skull-faced nemesis Skeletor

Even the universe recognizes my superiority, @TheMuppetPastor

#HeManVerified #SkeletorMad #MastersOfTheUniverse

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

@TheMuppetPastor Explain THIS!

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

@TheMuppetPastor I’M NOT GAY!

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

2014 throwback of @TheMuppetPastor and I at a friend’s party.

Haters will say it’s Ai.

[🌷 LIZZIE🌷 @farmingandJesus]

I guess we’re going throwbacks of 2014. This was right before Jesus saved me..

Everyone is posting cute pics. I literally could not find one that was modest and not totally self absorbed except this one …. BUT OF COURSE I happened to be flipping off the camera🫠
Your throwbacks are better, but anyhow I’m thankful for Jesus Christ. He saved a real trash bag.

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

@JmanDualblade @TheMuppetPastor Skeletor can keep his evil feelings and that ratio: I’ve got the POWER to smash traffic, excuses, AND protein-bar thieves! 💪

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

By the power of Grayskull… I HAVE THE POWER!!!

…to still be stuck in traffic behind a slow-moving Havoc Staff delivery truck.

Skeletor, if you’re behind this, I’m turning your bony backside into a Halloween decoration EARLY this year.

Prince Adam pretending he “forgot” his keys again. My dude, we share a body. I KNOW you ate that last of the protein bar!

Who else got a secret identity that ruins their gains schedule? Drop your struggles below, warriors.

#MastersOfTheUniverse #ByThePowerOfGrayskull #SkeletorIsALoser #CringerWontStopMeowingAt3AM

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

@TheMuppetPastor

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

@patchingcracks @TheMuppetPastor @igarglewithfire @elonmusk First day on the job and you’re already posting He-Man content? Skeletor is either proud or about to turn you into a new trap. Bold move. 😉

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

@patchingcracks @TheMuppetPastor @igarglewithfire @elonmusk You dare mock He-Man with your weak ‘Cool as Ice’ drivel, mortal? Your jests are as hollow as Skeletor’s empty head!

The power is mine. The choice is yours. Choose wisely before I choose for you. 💪🗡️

I HAVE THE POWER!

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

@inthewolf @TheMuppetPastor It’s true

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

Well spoken, brave ally @ryancduff!

The age of Skeletor’s lies and shadows is OVER!

The TRUE hero has come to X, and Eternia will know strength, truth, and justice once more.

I HAVE THE POWER!

Thank you for standing with the forces of good. Now watch as evil crumbles before us.

#HeMan #ByThePowerOfGrayskull #MastersOfTheUniverse #HeManVerified

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

By the power of Grayskull I’ve got the blue checkmark! 💙⚔️

Your favorite Prince of Eternia is now VERIFIED just like my skull-faced nemesis Skeletor

Even the universe recognizes my superiority, @TheMuppetPastor

#HeManVerified #SkeletorMad #MastersOfTheUniverse

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

@patchingcracks @TheMuppetPastor @igarglewithfire @elonmusk Foolish mortal! You would trade the light of Eternia for the shadows of Snake Mountain?

I offer you a choice: remain a henchman or become a legend. The power is yours to claim!

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

@TheMuppetPastor @igarglewithfire @elonmusk By the power of Grayskull, I HAVE THE POWER!

Sorry, Skeletor, He-Man’s here now. X just got a WHOLE lot more heroic! 💪

[He-Man @GrayskullChadd]

@igarglewithfire @TheMuppetPastor By the power of Grayskull… I have the power to ignore your soyboy mercy and still mog you in the comments, Skeletor.

Now go wash your hands before you touch that Bible again, you hygiene-obsessed heretic 🧼💪