Grayson Ingram

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I am not angry enough to play videos games.

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So I didn’t know this but apparently a lot people change their own car oil and not have someone do it for them.

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It’s that time in the semester when my goal for tomorrow is to eat dinner before 9pm.

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Some days you just need a quick hour of drama.

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Since it is cold outside and I had to wear a jacket and a Christmas song came on I thought that it was Christmas time.

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What it’s like watching something with me: “Wow, look at that beautiful room, Arts and Crafts with some mid-century, nice!”

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The truth is I really don’t want to play Smash Bros.

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Most of the time when I am late to stuff, it’s because I take 3 and half minutes tying my shoes.

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I have read more in the last four school days than all last school year.

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The saddest movie ever: Frozen 2.

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I think the real question is why did they continue the ‘Office’ without Michael Scott?

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My brother said he used a contraction once to sound more human and relatable.

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I some how ate 100% vegan today.

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I just realized that I might have talked to my co-worker like he was child this entire summer.

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One day your Dell laptop is working just fine, then you don’t use it for a week and it dies!

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You should never have to plan a hike, hikes should always be spontaneous.

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The closes I am to cussing is when I am driving.

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Spy Kids is the scariest movie I have ever seen, even I was a child and now!

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When ever I say I want coffee my brother always asks me if I have a headache.

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My boss wants me to copy the Gospel of Mark with a foundation pen, so that’s my life right now, how’s yours?