Mev Baby🫧

Constantly evolving💜

[Mev Baby🫧 @Grayy___]

Always going to listen to a black woman with an English accent✨
@drewomaukeleghe

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

“My intention is to grow with the company”

receives a job with a higher pay:

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

gente que tiene Twitter pero nunca publica nada

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the final stage of being smart is playing dumb

[. @TyyTyra]

chase that bag, but Chase the bible too, success is nothing with out God!

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I loveeee the ppl that hard launch their bf and then hard launch their new bf 3 months later

[Salvador Iglesias Jr @Javisness]

¿Nos vemos después del trabajo?

Yo después del trabajo:

[mika @mikasagrada]

ter um bom dia como adulto é literalmente:

• recebeu o salário
• comeu algo gostoso
• ninguém encheu o saco
• voltou para casa
• dormiu:

[adam @adoomie03]

i’m on my fourth spiderman date. i just fucked up and said this my favorite part 🤦‍♂️

[𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ @1Up_Dreams]

I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets , to protect our children and our families

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

This human shit is hard, I should’ve been a mango.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Asked my colleague how her weekend was and she said “lots of sex, hardly slept” like damn good morning to you too 😭😭😭

[Georgina-Libbie @georginalibbie]

A woman was rude to me on the train today, so I googled the book she was reading and told her who the murderer is.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[angel @dogood4me]

my stomach growling as if there isnt fat for it to fucking eat

[† Dutchesse of Faith † @MoonLovesChrist]

Nothing is scary to a woman fully devoted to Christ Jesus

[🧚🏽‍♀️! @realsouplover]

made bf bring me food at work and he was acting weird when he dropped it off and then texted me this after driving away

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[𝓓𝓲𝓭𝓲🍒 @dsceptre82]

I’m very adamant about not having people around who repeatedly disrupt my nervous system through their lack of care, empathy, and consideration. Get away from me.

[isha💕 @bisiiii_]

RT so your August can be like this✨